Penguine or Penguini (penguin pasta)
"Linguine" is a pasta. The continent of Antarctica doesn't have a "penguine" or "penguini" pasta made for (or of) penguins -- and there is no such named pasta…
Archive for 11/2021
“We’re not from the left or right. We’re from the bottom and we’re coming for those on top”
"We're not from the left or right. We're from the bottom and we're coming for those on top" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "We're not from the…
“Every city, every town, burn the precinct to the ground” (anti-police protest chant)
"Every city, every town, burn the precinct(s) to the ground" is an anti-police protest chant that was first used by the groups Antifa and Black Lives Matter in 2020. "Every city,…
“Don’t forget to turn your bathroom scales back 15 pounds Wednesday night at 1am for Thanksgiving”
"Remember to set your scale back 10 lbs. this week" (or "Don’t forget to turn your bathroom scales back 15 pounds Wednesday night at 1 am for Thanksgiving") -- a joke about…
“Don’t forget to set your scales back 10 pounds tonight”
"Remember to set your scale back 10 lbs. this week" (or "Don’t forget to turn your bathroom scales back 15 pounds Wednesday night at 1 am for Thanksgiving") -- a joke about…
“The Constitution actually says you can legally overthrow your government if they are tyrannical”
"The Constitution actually says you can legally overthrow your government if they are tyrannical" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Some have asserted that this is false.…
“You stay safe. I’ll stay free”
"You stay safe. I'll stay free" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "You stay compliant. I'll stay defiant" is often the second message. The expression…
“Every city, every town, burn the precincts to the ground” (anti-police protest chant)
"Every city, every town, burn the precinct(s) to the ground" is an anti-police protest chant that was first used by the groups Antifa and Black Lives Matter in 2020. "Every city,…
“You stay compliant. I’ll stay defiant”
"You stay safe. I'll stay free" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "You stay compliant. I'll stay defiant" is often the second message. The expression…
“The Great Resist. They will own nobody and they will be unhappy”
“You’ll own nothing. And you’ll be happy” is a saying that the World Economic Forum has popularized since 2016, and has been associated with its plans for a Great Reset. Some "Great…
“I’m really getting into the Thanksgiving spirit. I’ve already given the bird to lots of people”
"I'm really getting into the Thanksgiving spirit. I've given the bird to lots of people in the last week or so" is a saying that has been printed on several images. "The…
“Do sharks complain about Monday? No. They’re up early, biting stuff, chasing shit, being scary..”
"Do sharks complain about Monday? No. They’re up early, biting stuff, chasing shit, being scary — reminding everyone they're a fucking shark" is a Monday motivation saying that…
Most Effective Devil In America (“media” backronym)
"Most Effective Devil In America" is a backronym (back acronym) of the word "media" that has been printed on many images. "M.E.D.I.A- Most Effective Devil In America"…
“Due to inflation and food price increases, the 5 second rule has been extended to 10 seconds”
The “five-second rule” states that if food falls on the floor, it’s still good to eat if you pick it up within five seconds. The “rule,” however, has been debunked. Some people jocularly…
Lolbertarian (LOL + libertarian); Lolbert
Entry in progress -- BP Google Groups: alt.religion.kibologyThe foolishness of American libertarianismroneAug 9, 2004, 9:58:38 PMIn article ,Libertarianism: all the freedom, none of the…
“We can no longer call a 30 day ban Facebook jail. It must now be referred to as Metapause”
On October 28, 2021, Facebook founder and CEO Mark Zuckerberg announced that the company would be known as Meta, Inc. "We can no longer call a 30 day ban Facebook jail. It must now be referred…
Lolbert (LOL + libertarian); Lolbertarian
Entry in progress -- BP Google Groups: alt.religion.kibologyThe foolishness of American libertarianismroneAug 9, 2004, 9:58:38 PMIn article ,Libertarianism: all the freedom, none of the…
“The next pandemic—driven by a virulent conspiravirus. We’ll need to go into a Facebook lockdown”
"Conspiravirus" (conspiracy + coronavirus) is a portmanteau term that was moderately popular at the beginning of the COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic. "Tory-ITV-Murdoch conspiravirus…
“A goose walks into a bar…” (bar joke)
"A guy walks into a bar..." is a typical form of what has been called the "bar joke." A goose version is: "A goose walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says,…
“What does an incoherent turkey say?”/“Garble! Garble! Garble!”
A turkey riddle is: Q: What does an incoherent turkey say?A: "Garble! Garble! Garble!" The usual answer would be "gobble gobble gobble," but the turkey is incoherent. "What…