“My milk is about to die. It’s at 2%”
"2% milk" refers to the fat content of the milk. It's not like a phone at 2% power, but there are jokes. "I think I need new WiFi my milk is only at 2% and I got it a week ago.…
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“Let’s grab today by the coffee beans”
"Grab life by the beans," "Let's grab today by the coffee beans" and similar coffee phrases have been printed on many images. "Grab life by the beans" was…
“Hey, does anyone have a charger? My milk is only at 2%”
"2% milk" refers to the fat content of the milk. It's not like a phone at 2% power, but there are jokes. "I think I need new WiFi my milk is only at 2% and I got it a week ago.…
“How to enjoy pumpkin beer. Step 1: Throw it in the trash”
"How to enjoy pumpkin beer. Step 1: Throw it in the trash" is a jocular saying that has been shown on an image. The image was posted on Imgur on August 26, 2015. ImgurWith Fall beer…
“My immune system doesn’t have a long history of fraud, bribery, & disinformation”
The COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic resulted in vaccines. However, many people trusted their own immune systems over vaccine makers with criminal histories. This was posted by Lange on October 21,…
“Whiskey Wednesday. It’s like Taco Tuesday, only cooler”
"Whiskey Wednesday. It's like Taco Tuesday, but for badasses" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Taco Tuesday" and "Whiskey Wednesday" are terms…
Anti-vaccer (Antivaccer)
Someone who is "anti-vaccination" has been called an "anti-vaccer" (antivaccer) or "anti-vaxer" (antivaxer) or "anti-vaxxer" (antivaxxer). The terms --…
“Monday. Let’s go and grab it by the coffee beans”
"Drink your coffee and grab Monday by the beans" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "Grab Monday by the beans! Get out there and make something happen" was…
“Coffee: Because crack is illegal”
"Coffee: Because crack isn't allowed in the workplace" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The saying appears to have been cited in print since at least 2009.…
“Grab life by the beans”
"Grab life by the beans," "Let's grab today by the coffee beans" and similar coffee phrases have been printed on many images. "Grab life by the beans" was…
Satan’s Seat
New York City has sometimes been called "Satan's Seat." "The late sensation in New York (where Satan's seat is) has roused us to a fresh conception of his terrific reign…
“Climate Change: Where the weather is always your fault and the only solution is more communism”
"Climate Change: Where the weather is always your fault and the only solution is more communism" is a saying that has been printed on many images, usually with a picture of Swedish…
“There’s no better biodegradable spoon than a tortilla chip”
Many people use tortilla chips as spoons for salsa and hummus. These chip "spoons" are environmentally friendly. "chips are just biodegradable spoons for home made hummus" was…
“Marijuana is a gateway drug…to what? My refrigerator?”
Marijuana is sometimes called a "gateway drug," leading to other things. Many people have pointed out that marijuana causes the munchies, so the only "gateway" is to the…
“They say marijuana is a gateway drug. To what? The fridge?”
Marijuana is sometimes called a "gateway drug," leading to other things. Many people have pointed out that marijuana causes the munchies, so the only "gateway" is to the…
“What is the best way to tune a bagpipe?”/“With a pitchfork!”
Many people do not like the sound of bagpipes. "the best way to tune bagpipes is with a pitchfork" was posted on Twitter by HERCULES MUSIC on July 7, 2017. "What is the best way to…
“My favorite essential oil is bacon grease”
What are essential oils? "My favorite essential oil is bacon grease" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "My favorite essential oil is bacon grease" was…
“A tortilla chip is just a biodegradable spoon”
Many people use tortilla chips as spoons for salsa and hummus. These chip "spoons" are environmentally friendly. "chips are just biodegradable spoons for home made hummus" was…
“Strip malls aren’t as fun as they sound”
A "strip mall" doesn't have anything to do with "stripping," but it might sound like it does. "James: 'strip mall sounds cooler than it actually is'"…
“If you put peanut butter on a rice cake you can throw it farther”
Not everyone likes rice cakes. People often put something on it to improve the taste. "If you put peanut butter on a rice cake you can throw it farther" was posted on Twitter by Bart on…