“Vaxxed, waxed and ready for action”
"Vaxxed, waxed and ready to climax/party/relax" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The various sayings became popular during the COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic. "in…
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“Chocolate milk is just cold hot chocolate”
Is chocolate milk just cold hot chocolate? "chocolate milk is cold...hot chocolate is hot" was posted on Twitter by Franknferter on March 4, 2009. "#chocolate milk is like cold hot…
“Vaxxed, waxed and ready to climax”
"Vaxxed, waxed and ready to climax/party/relax" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The various sayings became popular during the COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic. "in…
“How do ghosts obtain money?”/“Via a polterheist.”
"Polterheist" (poltergeist + heist) is a made-up word that is used in jokes. The movie Poltergeist (1982) popularized the title word. "Idea for a film: 'Polterheist' George…
“Vaxxed, waxed and ready to party”
"Vaxxed, waxed and ready to climax/party/relax" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The various sayings became popular during the COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic. "in…
“Vaxxed, waxed and ready to relax”
"Vaxxed, waxed and ready to climax/party/relax" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The various sayings became popular during the COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic. "in…
“What do you call it when a ghost robs a bank?”/“A polterheist.”
"Polterheist" (poltergeist + heist) is a made-up word that is used in jokes. The movie Poltergeist (1982) popularized the title word. "Idea for a film: 'Polterheist' George…
Polterheist (poltergeist + heist)
"Polterheist" (poltergeist + heist) is a made-up word that is used in jokes. The movie Poltergeist (1982) popularized the title word. "Idea for a film: 'Polterheist' George…
“I wish my bank account refilled as fast as my laundry basket”
"I wish my bank account refilled as fast as my laundry basket" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The saying has been cited in print since 2011 and is of uncertain…
“If you want to keep dangerous weapons out of the hands of the mentally ill, don’t elect them”
"If you want to keep dangerous weapons out of the hands of the mentally ill, don't elect them President" was posted on Twitter by God on February 15, 2018. "If you want to keep…
“The problem with sex in the movies is that the popcorn usually spills”
"The problem with sex in the movies is that the popcorn usually spills" is a saying that has been printed on several images. "'The problem with sex in the movies is your popcorn…
“What do you see when the Pillsbury Doughboy bends over?”/“Doughnuts.”
A riddle about the Pillsbury Doughboy is: Q: What do you see when the Pillsbury Doughboy bends over?A: Doughnuts. (Also spelled "Dough nuts" or "Donuts.") That is, the Pillsbury…
“Wearing a mask isn’t a political statement. It’s an IQ test”
"Covid-19. It started as a virus and has mutated into an IQ test" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Many people believed that a person wearing a face mask (and following…
“Let me pour you a tall glass of get over it. Oh, and here’s a straw so you can suck it up”
"I’m sorry you’re mad because you just found out the world doesn’t revolve around you. Here, let me pour you a tall glass of get over it" is a saying that has been printed on…
“You found out the world doesn’t revolve around you. Let me pour you a tall glass of get over it”
"I’m sorry you’re mad because you just found out the world doesn’t revolve around you. Here, let me pour you a tall glass of get over it" is a saying that has been printed on…
“What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over?”/“Donuts.”
A riddle about the Pillsbury Doughboy is: Q: What do you see when the Pillsbury Doughboy bends over?A: Doughnuts. (Also spelled "Dough nuts" or "Donuts.") That is, the Pillsbury…
“They have plant based burgers, but not a meat based salad”
"I’m going to order a meat based salad next time they offer plant based burgers" was posted on Twitter by Jeep Cherokee on July 24, 2019. "There’s lots of plant based burger and…
“Three weeks now, I’ve been practicing resistance training. I’m avoiding anything to do with sports”
"Resistance training" doesn't mean resisting going to the exercise, but that's the popular joke. "Three weeks now I've been practising resistance training. I'm…
“Covid-19. It started as a virus and has mutated into an IQ test”
"Covid-19. It started as a virus and has mutated into an IQ test" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Many people believed that a person wearing a face mask (and following…
“A mask is not a political statement. It’s an IQ test”
"Covid-19. It started as a virus and has mutated into an IQ test" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Many people believed that a person wearing a face mask (and following…