“Hard seltzer is just Zima for millennials”
Zima (a clear, lightly carbonated alcoholic beverage) was introduced in 1993. White Claw Hard Seltzer was introduced in 2016, and it's been compared to Zima. "Hard Soda is really just the…
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“Whoever invented the rice cake had a pretty loose concept of ‘cake’”
Many people believe that the "rice cake" shouldn't be called a "cake." "Whoever it was that invented rice cakes doesn't understand what a cake is" was posted…
“White Claw is just Zima for millennials”
Zima (a clear, lightly carbonated alcoholic beverage) was introduced in 1993. White Claw Hard Seltzer was introduced in 2016, and it's been compared to Zima. "Hard Soda is really just the…
“Hard seltzer is just millennial Zima”
Zima (a clear, lightly carbonated alcoholic beverage) was introduced in 1993. White Claw Hard Seltzer was introduced in 2016, and it's been compared to Zima. "Hard Soda is really just the…
“I got mood poisoning at work. It must be something I hate”
"I got mood poisoning. Must have been something I hate" (or "I got mood poisoning at work. It must be something I hate") -- a pun on "food poisoning" and…
“I’m staying home today. I have mood poisoning”
"I'm staying home today. I have mood poisoning" -- a pun on "food poisoning -- is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "I’m staying home today! I’ve…
“Take care of you because if you died today, your job will be posted online before your obituary”
"Take care of you because if you died today, your job will be posted online before your obituary" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Take care of you; because if you…
“Do what makes you happy because if you died today, your job would be posted before your obituary”
"Take care of you because if you died today, your job will be posted online before your obituary" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Take care of you; because if you…
“I fill sorry four all the kids that half to learn from home with parents who can’t reed…”
The COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic caused many students to stay at home and be homeschooled. "I fill sorry four all the kids that half to lurn from home with purunts who can’t reed, right…
“I’m having a vision problem today. I can’t see myself doing much”
"I'm having a vision problem today. I can't see myself doing much" and "Today I'm having a vision problem. I can't see myself doing anything at all" are…
“I had to stop going to this comedy coffee shop. Too much brew haha”
Entry in progress -- BP Wiktionary: brouhahaNounbrouhaha (plural brouhahas)1. A stir; a fuss or uproar. Reddit -- DadjokesPosted by u/hotsprings1234 June 13, 2021I had to stop going to this comedy…
“Beer is liquid bread”
Entry in progress -- BP reddit --ShowerthoughtsPosted by u/The_Ace_of_Hearth June 13, 2021Cheese is solid milk and beer is liquid bread.COMMENTSKarpukolyBeer is liquid carbohydrates
“What did the iPhone eat for breakfast?”/“Siri-al.”
An iPhone riddle was posted on Twitter by DJ Dookz on June 2, 2012: Q: What do iPhones eat for breakfast?A: Siri-al. This iPhone riddle was posted on Twitter by du n’importe quoi on February 17,…
“What do iPhones eat for breakfast?”/“Siri-al.”
An iPhone riddle was posted on Twitter by DJ Dookz on June 2, 2012: Q: What do iPhones eat for breakfast?A: Siri-al. This iPhone riddle was posted on Twitter by du n’importe quoi on February 17,…
“I have two reactions when I leave the house: 1. Ew, the weather. 2. Ew, the people”
"I have two reactions when I leave the house: 1. Ew, the weather. 2. Ew, the people" is a jocular saying that has been printed on several images. "I have two reactions when I leave…
Big Apple Doughnut (Krispy Kreme donut, 2020)
Krispy Kreme Doughnuts opened a flagship Times Square store (1601 Broadway, at West 48th Street) on September 15, 2020. Exclusive to this store is the "Big Apple Doughnut," meant to look…
“What do penguin waiters say?”/“Waddle it be?”
"What do penguin waiters say? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 'Waddle it be?'" was posted on Twitter by Bobby Mitchum…
“Penguin at the Big Apple” (instrumental song by The Trammps, 1972)
"Penguin at the Big Apple" is an instrumental song on the album The Legendary Zing Album (1975) by the American soul-disco group The Trammps. It was written and produced by Ronnie Baker,…
“Nachos are just broken tacos”
Nachos have been compared to tacos. "Nachos are broken tacos and ground meat" was posted on Twitter by Mike5ive on August 4, 2009. "Don pablos nachos are whole taco shells that are…
Black Tin Pan Alley or Uncle Tom’s Cabin (Gaiety Building)
Entry in progress -- BP Wikipedia: Gaiety Theatre (New York City)The Gaiety Theatre was a Broadway theatre at 1547 Broadway in New York City from 1909 until 1982, when it was torn down. The office…