“How do you shock chicken broth?”/“With a soup-rise.”
"Surprise" sounds a bit like "soup rise." "How do you scare a gazpacho? With a soup-rise!" was posted on Twitter by Alex Lea on January 6, 2012. "How do you shock…
Archive for 03/2021
“Quesadilla? Better make it one dilla. I don’t think I could eat a whole case”
A "quesadilla" isn't a "case of dillas," but there are jokes. "Wasn't Homer the guy that turned down the offer of a quesadilla. As I recall he said 'better…
“What’s shakin’ bacon?”
"What's shakin' bacon?" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The rhyming expression means "What's happening" or "What's going on?" or…
“Grocery stores should have baskets in the middle of the store…”
"Grocery stores should have baskets in the middle of the store for those 'I really overestimated how much I can carry' moments" is a saying that has been printed on several…
“Iced coffee must have been created by a mother who gave up on re-heating her coffee…”
"Iced coffee must have been created by a mother who gave up on re-heating her coffee for the fourth time, threw ice in and said f*ck it" is a jocular saying that has been printed on…
“What do you call a dancing pig?”/“Shakin’ bacon.”
"What's shakin' bacon" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "What do you call a go-go-dancing pig? Shakin' bacon" is a riddle that was printed in the…
“Why do they call it a hot water heater when it actually heats cold water?”
A water heater is often called a "hot water heater." "why do people say 'hot water heater' when it heats cold water?" was posted on Twitter by Barry Skalski on May 4,…
“is a dancing pig, shaken bacon?”
"What's shakin' bacon" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "What do you call a go-go-dancing pig? Shakin' bacon" is a riddle that was printed in the…
“I’m going to have a quesadilla.”/“Really, a whole case of them?”
A "quesadilla" isn't a "case of dillas," but there are jokes. "Wasn't Homer the guy that turned down the offer of a quesadilla. As I recall he said 'better…
“Hold all my calls. Someone on the internet disagrees with one of my tweets”
"Hold all of my calls. Someone on the internet disagrees with one of my tweets" was posted on Twitter by Scottish Hog ™ on August 5, 2013. "@trutherbot: Hold all my calls. Someone…
“Gummy bears are much smaller than gummy worms in the gummy universe”
In the gummy universe pf gummy candies, gummy worms are bigger than gummy bears. "It's crazy that gummy worms are bigger than gummy bears. The gummy universe must be one fucked…
“Welcome to social media. A person who does not understand humor will contact you shortly”
"Welcome to Twitter. A person who does not understand humor will contact you shortly" was posted on Twitter by John Lyon on January 18, 2020. The saying was immediately understood on…
“I’m an English major. You do the math”
“I’m an English major. You do the math” is a saying that has been printed on many images. "You do the math" is an expression that means "you figure it out," but sometimes…
“What will you actually find at the end of every rainbow?”/“The letter W.”
A pot of gold is what some people believe that a leprechaun's keeps at the end of a rainbow. A rainbow riddle is: Q: What will you actually find at the end of every rainbow?A: The letter W.…
“Welcome to Twitter. A person who does not understand humor will contact you shortly”
"Welcome to Twitter. A person who does not understand humor will contact you shortly" was posted on Twitter by John Lyon on January 18, 2020. The saying was immediately understood on…
“When you compare gummy worms to gummy bears, it paints a horrific picture of gummy universe”
In the gummy universe pf gummy candies, gummy worms are bigger than gummy bears. "It's crazy that gummy worms are bigger than gummy bears. The gummy universe must be one fucked…
“Did you know that 2-3 vodkas per day can reduce your risk of giving a shit?”
"Did you know that 2-3 glasses of wine per day can reduce your risk of giving a shit?" (or "Did you know 2-3 vodkas per day can reduce your risk of giving a shit?") is a jocular…
“You know you’re old when you clean to the music you used to drink to”
"You know you're old when you clean to the music you used to drink too" was posted on Twitter by [Sparkling heart] on February 20, 2021. "You know you're old when you clean…
“Welcome to Facebook. A person who does not understand humor will contact you shortly”
"Welcome to Twitter. A person who does not understand humor will contact you shortly" was posted on Twitter by John Lyon on January 18, 2020. The saying was immediately understood on…
“Every year Santa delivers presents to kids based on what their parents’ income is”
"Every year Santa delivers presents to kids based on what their parents income is" is a Christmas joke that was posted on Twitter by 51 Shades of Paul on December 10, 2020. The joke was…