“Why did the hot dogs need more room?”/“They were over-krauted.”
"Sauerkraut" gave the word "kraut" (for "German"). "Overkrauted" -- like "overcrowded" -- can mean too many Germans or too much sauerkraut.…
Archive for 11/2020
“Y’all even ask cauliflower if they wanna be all these things?”
Cauliflower has been put to many uses, especially by vegetarians and vegans. "Y’all even ask cauliflower if they wanna be all these things?" was posted on Twitter by Jay on September…
Arkansas: “Arkansas is the only state mentioned in the Bible” (joke)
It is sometimes claimed that Arkansas is the only state mentioned in the Bible because Noah looked out of the "Ark and saw." "When was Noah in America? When he was on the…
“Why did the piano player cross the road?”/“To get to the other stride.”
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. A music version is: Q: Why did the piano player cross the road?A: To…
“Where does all my money go? It’s like, hocus pocus I’m brokus”
"Hocus pocus I'm brokus" is a jocular saying about not having money that has been printed on many images. "Hocus-pocus" are words used (sometimes jocularly) in magic.…
“What kind of shoes do chickens wear?”/“Ree-bok-bok-bok.”
"Reebok" makes footwear and clothing. This sounds like what a chicken would say ("Bok-bok-bok"), and a "REE-BOK-BOK-BOK-BOK" joke has been printed on several images.…
“Where does all my money go? It’s like, hocus pocus I’m brocus”
"Hocus pocus I'm brokus" is a jocular saying about not having money that has been printed on many images. "Hocus-pocus" are words used (sometimes jocularly) in magic.…
“Did anyone ask cauliflower if it wanted to be all these things?”
Cauliflower has been put to many uses, especially by vegetarians and vegans. "Y’all even ask cauliflower if they wanna be all these things?" was posted on Twitter by Jay on September…
“What type of trainers do chickens wear?”/“Ree-bok-bok-bok-bok.”
"Reebok" makes footwear and clothing. This sounds like what a chicken would say ("Bok-bok-bok"), and a "REE-BOK-BOK-BOK-BOK" joke has been printed on several images.…
“What do you call a fart in bed?”/“Sheet music!”
"Sheet music" has nothing to do with bed sheets, but there are jokes. "Why did the composer spend all his time in bed? He wrote sheet music" was printed in the Home News Tribune…
“Farting in bed is just sheet music”
"Sheet music" has nothing to do with bed sheets, but there are jokes. "Why did the composer spend all his time in bed? He wrote sheet music" was printed in the Home News Tribune…
“Why did the composer spend all his time in bed?”/“He wrote sheet music.”
"Sheet music" has nothing to do with bed sheets, but there are jokes. "Why did the composer spend all his time in bed? He wrote sheet music" was printed in the Home News Tribune…
“What do songwriters compose in bed?”/“Sheet music.”
"Sheet music" has nothing to do with bed sheets, but there are jokes. "Why did the composer spend all his time in bed? He wrote sheet music" was printed in the Home News Tribune…
“A man without a government is like a lion without a circus”
"A man without a government is like a lion without a circus" is a saying that has been printed on an image. "A man without a #government is like a lion without a circus.…
“Dementia can lead to obesity. Especially if you keep forgetting you’re on a diet”
"Dementia can lead to obesity. Especially if you keep forgetting you're on a diet. http://bit.ly/10Ab7E8 via @sickipedia" was posted on Twitter by Fresh Stand Up on November 6, 2014.…
“Aren’t you supposed to call a doctor if your election lasts this long?”
Men using a product such as Viagra are often warned about priapism -- that those with an erection lasting longer than four hours should see a doctor. This "erection" advice has been used…
“Socialism is resentment disguised as compassion enforced by tyranny disguised as tolerance”
"Socialism is resentment disguised as compassion enforced by tyranny disguised as tolerance" is a political saying that has been printed on several images. "Socialism is resentment…
“With all this stress eating, I’ll be at 270 before either candidate will be”
In the 2020 U.S. presidential election, each candidate strived to reach 270 electoral votes to win the election. A joke compared this to being 270 pounds. "I just ate an entire pizza and…
“Statism: The most dangerous religion”
"Statism: The most dangerous religion" is a political saying that has been printed on many images. "Statism. RT @GreatHairGuy: Question Of The Day: What's the world's most…
“I just saved a ton of money on Christmas presents by discussing politics over Thanksgiving dinner”
“Never talk about religion or politics” is a popular etiquette rule for family gatherings, such as Thanksgiving or Christmas. A jocular saying printed on many images is to do the opposite of…