“Ambition is for people who don’t have enough sense to be lazy”
"Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Ambition a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be…
Archive for 11/2020
“Rapunzel was quarantined and met her future husband so let’s think positively here”
The 2020 COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic resulted in some quarantines. A joke was posted on Twitter by sam fischer on March 15, 2020: "Let’s not forget that rapunzel was quarantined and met…
“The whole country would be tested by midnight if Chick-fil-A was running the drive-thru”
"The whole country would be tested by midnight if Chick-fil-A was running the drive-thru testing centers" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The say was popular in…
“The real conspiracy theory is believing that you can replace your immune system with masks…”
The 2020 COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic resulted in the wearing of face masks and gloves, and the frequent use of hand sanitizers. Many people did not agree with these measures. "THE REAL…
“I opened a tub of margarine & inside was a lump of green slime. I can’t believe it, snot butter”
I Can't Believe It's Not Butter! is a brand substitute for butter. "I can’t believe it's snot butter" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "I…
“Sneezed all over my toast. Can’t believe it snot butter”
I Can't Believe It's Not Butter! is a brand substitute for butter. "I can’t believe it's snot butter" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "I…
“I’ve set myself a five year plan to become more spontaneous”
Many people make plans to be more spontaneous, but do they make long term plans? "I have a five year plan to become more spontaneous" was posted on Twitter by Daveastated on August 27,…
“I have a five year plan to become more spontaneous”
Many people make plans to be more spontaneous, but do they make long term plans? "I have a five year plan to become more spontaneous" was posted on Twitter by Daveastated on August 27,…
“I’ve been a fan of Gazpacho soup since before it was cool”
"I've been a fan of Gazpacho soup since before it was cool" is a joke that was posted on Twitter by Alf on November 15, 2020, and on Reddit -- Oneliners on November 18, 2020.…
Sudden Fried Chicken (sudden + Southern fried chicken)
A fried chicken riddle is: Q: What do you get when lightning strikes the chicken coop?A: Sudden fried chicken. "Sudden friend chicken" can sound like "Southern fried chicken."…
“What do you get when lightning strikes the chicken coop?”/“Sudden fried chicken.”
A fried chicken riddle is: Q: What do you get when lightning strikes the chicken coop?A: Sudden fried chicken. "Sudden friend chicken" can sound like "Southern fried chicken."…
“The only difference between Lunchables and a charcuterie board is class aesthetics”
Charcuterie boards have a selection of foods (such as meats and cheeses), and this has been compared to Lunchables (a brand of food and snacks popular with children). "Quote of the day…
“Lunchables are just American bento boxes”
Lunchables (a brand of food and snacks popular with American children) has been compared to Japanese bento. "Just realizing ... those Lunchables were American bento, sans all the health…
“The best stimulus package would be a 0% income tax”
The 2020 COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic resulted in talk of government stimulus packages. "Why are we taxing essential workers? The best stimulus is no income tax for working heroes!…
“What is an actor’s favorite breakfast?”/“A big roll!”
An acting riddle is: Q: What is an actor's favorite breakfast?A: A big roll! "Roll" is a pun on "role." The joke was posted on ThinkAndLaughDaily.com on November 18, 2020.…
“2020: The year health experts told you to avoid the gym”
The 2020 COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic caused many gyms to close. A joke was posted on Reddit -- Oneliners on November 17, 2020: "2020: The year health experts told you to avoid the…
Hawaii: “Do they allow loud laughing in Hawaii, or just a low ha?”
"Aloha" is a Hawaiian greeting, and it can sound like "a low ha." "Bad Joke! = A Low Ha" was posted on the newsgroup alt.humor.puns on November 23, 1997. "H.L.…
“Lunchables are just charcuterie boards for kids”
Charcuterie boards have a selection of foods (such as meats and cheeses), and this has been compared to Lunchables (a brand of food and snacks popular with children). "Quote of the day…
“Charcuterie boards are just Lunchables for adults”
Charcuterie boards have a selection of foods (such as meats and cheeses), and this has been compared to Lunchables (a brand of food and snacks popular with children). "'Charcuterie is…
“Macaroni is just tube spaghetti”
Macaroni has been compared to spaghetti. "Anything can be described as different types of spaghetti. Lasagna is flat spaghetti. Macaroni is tube spaghetti" was posted on Twitter by Shibi!…