“Anger management classes are all the rage”
"Anger management" is for anger prevention and control. "All the rage" means something that is very popular. An obvious pun combines the two terms. "Anger management…
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“Exercise? I thought you said extra slice”
"Exercise? I thought you said extra slice" is a pizza saying that has been printed on many images. Occasionally, however, the "slice" refers to food other than pizza.…
“Anger management courses are now all the rage”
"Anger management" is for anger prevention and control. "All the rage" means something that is very popular. An obvious pun combines the two terms. "Anger management…
“I remember when Halloween was the scariest night of the year. Now, it’s election night”
"I remember when Halloween was the scariest night of the year. Now, it's election night" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. “@LinajkReturns: I remember when…
“What does a pizza wear to smell good?”/“Calzogne.”
A pizza riddle is: Q: What does a pizza wear to smell good?A: Calzogne. (calzone + cologne) "Calzogne for to smell like an Italian meal" was posted on Twitter by Her Eekcellency on…
“Exercise? I thought you said extra slice”
"Exercise? I thought you said extra slice" is a pizza saying that has been printed on many images. Occasionally, however, the "slice" refers to food other than pizza.…
“I tried starting my day without coffee once… My court date is pending”
"I tried starting a/my day without coffee once... My court date is pending" is a jocular coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "Tried starting the day without coffee…
“Why, yes, I could start my day without coffee. But I like being able to remember things…”
"Why, yes, I could start my day without coffee. But I like being able to remember things like how to say words and put on pants" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images.…
“There are things we are taught to accept without question…”
"There are things we are taught to accept without question. Those are the things that need questioned most of all" is a saying that has been printed on an image. The saying was posted on…
“This mask is as useless as the government” (face mask saying)
The 2020 coronavirus pandemic resulted in many requirements to wear face masks, but many people disagreed with requiring all people (both sick and healthy) to wear masks. "This mask is as…
“Stromboli is just fancy Hot Pockets”
Stromboli (an Italian-American turnover of cheeses and cold cuts) has been compared to Hot Pockets (an American brand of microwaveable turnovers). "Stromboli. It's like a freshly prepared…
“Stromboli is just a sophisticated hot pocket”
Stromboli (an Italian-American turnover of cheeses and cold cuts) has been compared to Hot Pockets (an American brand of microwaveable turnovers). "Stromboli. It's like a freshly prepared…
“What is a guitar player’s favorite Italian food?”/“Strumboli.”
"Stromboli" is an Italian-American turnover filled with cheese and cold cuts. "Strumboli" (strum + stromboli) is a term used in several jokes. "An Italian guitarists…
“Hot Pockets are just mini strombolis”
Stromboli (an Italian-American turnover of cheeses and cold cuts) has been compared to Hot Pockets (an American brand of microwaveable turnovers). "Stromboli. It's like a freshly prepared…
“Optometrists live longer because they dilate”
"Optometrists live longer because they dilate" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Dilate" is a pun on "die late." The joke has been cited in…
“Hot Pockets are a poor man’s stromboli”
Stromboli (an Italian-American turnover of cheeses and cold cuts) has been compared to Hot Pockets (an American brand of microwaveable turnovers). "Stromboli. It's like a freshly prepared…
“Excuses don’t save animals”
"Excuses don't save animals" is a vegan saying that has been printed on many images. "Excuses don’t save animals. Going #vegan does!" was posted on Twitter by Mercy For…
“How many citrus fruits does it take to kill a pirate?”/“None.”
Citrus fruits (lemons and limes) were used in the 19th century by sailors to prevent scurvy. A riddle was posted on Reddit -- Jokes on January 27, 2017: Q: How much citrus does it take to kill a…
“How much citrus does it take to kill a pirate?”/“None.”
Citrus fruits (lemons and limes) were used in the 19th century by sailors to prevent scurvy. A riddle was posted on Reddit -- Jokes on January 27, 2017: Q: How much citrus does it take to kill a…
“Anyone else feel like Halloween is unnecessary this year? I’ve been wearing a mask…”
The 2020 coronavirus outbreak resulted in many requirements to wear masks. "Anyone else feel like Halloween is unnecessary this year? I’ve been wearing a mask and eating candy for 7 months…