“I’m quitting to pursue my dream of not working here”
Many people quit their jobs to follow their dreams. "I'm quitting to pursue my dream of not working here" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "I'm…
Archive for 10/2020
“Mean without caffeine”
"Mean without caffeine" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images -- especially coffee mugs. "I get mean without caffeine" was printed in the book Then Comes…
“Loving animals means loving all animals, not just the ones we share our homes with”
"Loving animals means loving all animals, not just the ones we share our homes with" is a vegan saying that has been printed on many images. "Loving animals means loving ALL…
“A tub of margarine fell on my foot 3 weeks ago and it still hurts. I can’t believe it’s not better”
"My foot still hurts 2 weeks after dropping a tub of margarine on it. I can't believe it's not better" was posted on Twitter by Robert Wilkinson on July 24, 2020. "A tub of…
“Entrepreneurship is the use of self-interest in the service of others…”
"Entrepreneurship is the use of self-interest in the service of others. Politics is the use of others in the service of self-interest" has been printed on several images. The quotation is…
“Loving animals mean loving all animals, not just the ones we share our homes with”
"Loving animals means loving all animals, not just the ones we share our homes with" is a vegan saying that has been printed on many images. "Loving animals means loving ALL…
“We will continue having lots of meetings until we find out why no work is getting done”
"We will continue to have (these) meetings until we find out why no work is getting done" or ("We will continue having lots of meetings until I/we find our why no work is getting…
“We will continue having meetings, everyday, until I find out why no work is getting done”
"We will continue to have (these) meetings until we find out why no work is getting done" or ("We will continue having lots of meetings until I/we find our why no work is getting…
Jexodus (Jewish/Jews + exodus)
"Jexit" (Jewish/Jews + exit) is a term to describe Jewish Americans leaving the Democratic party. The "Jexit" term is a variation following the popular term "Brexit."…
Jexit (Jewish/Jews + exit)
"Jexit" (Jewish/Jews + exit) is a term to describe Jewish Americans leaving the Democratic party. The "Jexit" term is a variation following the popular term "Brexit."…
“The cool kids don’t eat animals”
"The cool kids don't eat animals" is a vegan saying that has been printed on many images. "The cool kids don't eat animals. - Anon #vegan" was posted on Twitter by…
“Animals are my friends…and I don’t eat my friends”
"Animals are my friends...and I don't eat my friends" is a vegan saying that has been printed on many images. "Animals are my friends, and I don't eat my friends. --…
“Nachos are just tacos that don’t have their shit together”
"Nachos are just tacos that don't have their life together" is a saying that has been printed on several images. "Nachos are just like tacos that are too drunk to get their shit…
“A man reading a thesaurus saunters into a tavern…” (bar joke)
"A guy walks into a bar..." is a typical form of what has been called the "bar joke." A thesaurus version is: "A man reading a thesaurus saunters into a tavern..."…
“Surround yourself with nachos, not negativity”
"Nachos not negativity" is a food saying that has been printed on many images. "Nachos, not negativity" was posted on Twitter by Heebie Jeevesies on December 7, 2015. "Life…
“Nachos not negativity”
"Nachos not negativity" is a food saying that has been printed on many images. "Nachos, not negativity" was posted on Twitter by Heebie Jeevesies on December 7, 2015. "Life…
“We will continue to have meetings until we find out why no work is getting done”
"We will continue to have (these) meetings until we find out why no work is getting done" or ("We will continue having lots of meetings until I/we find our why no work is getting…
“I told a joke on a Zoom call today and no one laughed. I guess I’m not remotely funny”
Zoom video communications became popular in 2020 during the coronavirus pandemic. Some people told jokes on Zoom calls. "I told a joke on a Zoom call today and no one laughed. I guess I'm…
“Nachos are just tacos that don’t have their life together”
"Nachos are just tacos that don't have their life together" is a saying that has been printed on several images. "Nachos are just like tacos that are too drunk to get their shit…
“Zoot (noun): when you toot on a zoom call”
"ZOOT (NOUN): WHEN YOU TOOT ON A ZOOM CALL" was posted on Twitter by El Arroyo (an image is shown of the message on the restaurant's sign) on April 19, 2020. That is, when…