“You’re being conditioned to believe freedom is selfish”
"You're being conditioned to believe freedom is selfish" was posted on Twitter by Sal the Agorist on April 29, 2020. No explanation was given, but it was said during the 2019-20…
Archive for 04/2020
“What do you call a hen who counts her eggs?”/“A mathemachicken!”
A hen riddle has been printed on many images: Q: What do you call a hen who counts her eggs?A: A mathemachicken. "Mathemachicken" (mathematics + chicken) was posted on Twitter by…
“Me: This show is boring. Boss: Again, this is a Zoom conference.”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic forced many people to work from home. Some companies used Zoom (a videotelephony and online chat service). For many workers, Zoom was a new experience. This joke…
Recon Chip (chip used to take a broken chip out of the dip)
Chips (such as potato chips or tortilla chips) often break in a dip. "#iHate when the chip break in the dip and you send in the recon chip, and it break too!" was posted on Twitter by…
“The sad moment when you lose a chip in the dip, so you send a recon chip to save it…”
Chips (such as potato chips or tortilla chips) often break in a dip. "#iHate when the chip break in the dip and you send in the recon chip, and it break too!" was posted on Twitter by…
“My body has absorbed so much soap and disinfectant lately that when I pee it cleans the toilet”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic caused many people to use hand sanitizer and to wash their hands frequently. "My body has absorbed so much soap and disinfectant lately that when I pee it…
“I need to social distance myself from my refrigerator so I can flatten my curve”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic caused many to "socially distance" themselves from others. However, quarantines caused many people to stay at home and get fat. "I need to social…
“Meat is murder. Milk is misery”
"Meat is murder. Milk is misery" (or "Milk is misery and then murder") is a vegan saying that has been printed on many images. "He has a sign that was placed across the…
“What do you call a chicken who loves math?”/“A mathemachicken”
A hen riddle has been printed on many images: Q: What do you call a hen who counts her eggs?A: A mathemachicken. "Mathemachicken" (mathematics + chicken) was posted on Twitter by…
“What do you call a chicken that calculates how long it will take to cross the road?” (riddle)
A hen riddle has been printed on many images: Q: What do you call a hen who counts her eggs?A: A mathemachicken. "Mathemachicken" (mathematics + chicken) was posted on Twitter by…
“Alexa, homeschool my kids”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic resulted in the closing of many schools, and the homeschooling of children. "Alexa, homeschool the children" and "Alexa, homeschool my kids"…
“A man takes his wife to get tested…” (joke)
A joke has it that a man send his wife to be tested, but the doctor's didn't know if it was for Covid-19 or for Alzheimer's. The doctor then suggests, “I recommend you take her for…
“Sign at bowling alley: ‘Due to Coronavirus, please refrain from touching other people’s balls’”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic resulted in bowling alleys taking precautions. "A Millvale, Allegheny County, Pennsylvania bowling alley has posted this sign" was posted on Twitter by…
“When the power of love overcomes the love of power, the world will know peace”
Entry in progress -- B.P. Wikiquote: Sri ChinmoySri Chinmoy (27 August 1931 – 11 October 2007) was a spiritual teacher, poet, humanitarian, musician and athlete. Born in Bengal, India, at age of…
Triquini (tri- + quarantine + bikini; a bikini with a face mask)
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic caused many people to wear face masks. The bikini, with a face mask, became a “triquini” (tri- + quarantine + bikini). Posts on Twitter by arantwitno on April…
“Alexa, homeschool the children”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic resulted in the closing of many schools, and the homeschooling of children. "Alexa, homeschool the children" and "Alexa, homeschool my kids"…
“Do midgets have to stay only 3 feet apart?” (social distancing)
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic resulted in social distancing. People were told to stay at least six feet apart. "Thinking out loud here: since we have to stay 6ft apart do midgets have to…
“The COVID19 situation has been especially stressful for the Flat Earth Society…” (joke)
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic resulted in social distancing measures. "The Flat Earth Society are reporting that the two meter social distancing measures are pushing some of their members…
“Two Karens are out having dinner. The waiter stopped by their table and said, ‘Is anything OK?’”
“Is anything okay?” is a Jewish restaurant joke. A new version was posted on Reddit -- Jokes on April 27, 2020: "Two Karens are out having dinner. The waiter stopped by their table and…
“Local apartment building had only one opening left. It’s last but not leased”
"Last but not leased" is a real estate pun on "last but not least." "We need one more person for our four bedroom apartment. He's last but not leased" was posted…