"Don't do drugs and stay in school" is a popular piece of advice given to schoolchildren. A joke was posted on Reddit -- Shower Thoughts on August 28, 2018: "When you're…
"First I drink the coffee. Then I do the things" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "First I drink the coffee then I do the things" was posted on Twitter…
Olives are often eaten with toothpicks -- especially the olives served in alcoholic drinks. A joke was posted on the newsgroup rec.humor on January 9, 1992: Q: What do you call a lady with a…
"If you can count your money, work harder" (or "If you can count your money, then go back to work") is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying is related to…
"Become so financially secure that you forget that it's payday" is a money saying that has been printed on many images. "Become so financially secure that you forget that…
"If you can count your money, work harder" (or "If you can count your money, then go back to work") is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying is related to…
"Don't go broke trying to look rich" is a financial saying that has been printed on many images."That's why our ppl are always broke: Living beyond our means. We go broke…
"If you can't pay cash, you can't afford it" is a money saying that has been printed on many images. The adage is popular with those who don't like borrowing money or using…
"Every summer has its own story (but mine is a novel)" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Every summer has its own story. wats this one gonna be?" was posted on…
"Girls Just Want To Have Fun" is a 1979 song that was popularized by American singer Cyndi Lauper in 1983. "Girls just wanna have sun" (or "Girls just want to have…
"Sunday is a day of rest. The rest of the laundry, the rest of the house work and the rest of all the other stuff we can't be bothered to do on a Saturday" is a jocular saying that…
"Sunday is a day of rest. The rest of the laundry, the rest of the house work and the rest of all the other stuff we can't be bothered to do on a Saturday" is a jocular saying that…
"Every summer has a story" is a summer saying that has been printed on many images. "Trailer for last song looks hilarious. Every summer has a story?" was posted on Twitter by…
"In my defense, I was left unsupervised" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "In my defense, I was left unsupervised" was posted on Twitter by Sean on…
"Friends, sun, sand and sea, that sounds like (a) summer to me" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Friends 👯 Sun 🌞 Sand and Sea 🚣 that sounds like summer to…
"Sun's out, buns out" is a saying that has been printed on many images, such as bikini bottoms. The saying is a variant of the older saying, "Sun's out, guns out,"…
"Less Monday, more summer" is an anti-work summer saying that has been 'printed on many images. "Less Monday, more Summer!" -- with an image -- was posted on Twitter by…
"Best Escape Anyone Can Have" is a backronym (back acronym) of the word "beach" that has been printed on many images. "B.E.A.C.H. = Best Escape Anyone Can Have" was…
"Warning: Does not play well with others before coffee" is a jocular coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "Ok people, control your small children in the coffee shop.…
"I saw a sign that made me piss myself. It said, 'Toilets closed'" is a joke that has been printed on several images. "I saw a sign today that made me piss myself…