“What’s a paradox?”/“Two places to park your boat.”
A "paradox" ("pair of docks") riddle is: Q: What's a paradox?A: Two places to park your boat. "A paradox is two places to park boats" has been cited in print…
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“Job: n. temporary employment taken for short term needs”
American author, keynote speaker, angel investor and entrepreneur Tim Fargo wrote a definition of "job" on Twitter on November 13, 2013: "Job: n. temporary employment taken for short…
“Live simply. Dream big. Be grateful. Give love. Laugh lots”
Entry in progress -- B.P."Live simply. Dream big. Be grateful. Give love. Laugh lots" is an inspirational saying that has been printed on many images. Twittercesibear@cesibearGreat quote:…
“I’ll never be able to run for President because of what I did for a Klondike Bar”
A Klondike bar is an ice cream bar coated with a thin layer of chocolate. "What would you do for a Klondike bar?" is a memorable ad jingle that began in 1982. "I'll never be…
“Procrastination is the grave in which opportunity is buried”
Entry in progress -- B.P."Procrastination is the grave in which opportunity is buried" is a motivational saying that has been printed on many images. HuffPostTHE BLOG 07/13/2016 03:45 pm…
“They call us dreamers, but we’re the ones who don’t sleep”
"They call us dreamers, but we're the ones who don't sleep" is a saying that has been printed on many images. TwitterDroneBoy@droneboyThey call us dreamers but we're the…
“I’ll never be able to run for President because of what I did for a Klondike Bar”
A Klondike bar is an ice cream bar coated with a thin layer of chocolate. "What would you do for a Klondike bar?" is a memorable ad jingle that began in 1982. "I'll never be…
“One of these days, is none of these days”
Entry in progress -- B.P."One of these days, is none of these days" is a motivational saying that has been printed on many images. HuffPostTHE BLOG 07/13/2016 03:45 pm ET Updated Jul 14,…
“I woke up this morning and realized I don’t have what it takes to sit back and be average”
Entry in progress -- B.P. 15 October 2017, Journal-Gazette (Fort Wayne, IN), "Lead On: Authors shed light as bosses have their day," pg. H2:Here's a few sayings that surfaced on…
“All NYC subway stations are in the same building, there’s just really long hallways”
An interesting view of New York City's subways (and the vast underground network) was posted on Reddit -- Shower Thoughts on June 29, 2018: "All NYC subway stations are in the same…
“When there is a hill to climb, don’t think that waiting will make it smaller”
Entry in progress -- B.P."When there is a hill to climb, don’t think that waiting will make it smaller" is a motivational saying that has been printed on many images. HuffPostTHE BLOG…
“The rewind on the remote of life does not work”
"Life has no remote. Get up and change it yourself" is a motivational saying that has been printed on many images. On the American teen drama television series Dawson's Creek, the…
“Calzones are just Italian burritos”
Entry in progress -- B.P. Reddit -- Shower ThoughtsCalzones are essentially just Italian burritos.submitted August 24, 2014 by RustinCh0le Reddit -- Shower ThoughtsCalzones are like Italian…
“Salivating is just your mouth getting horny for food”
"My mouth getting horny thinking about this food" was posted on Twitter on September 9, 2012. "Salivation is just your mouth getting horny for food" was posted on Twitter on…
“Life has no remote. Get up and change it yourself”
"Life has no remote. Get up and change it yourself" is a motivational saying that has been printed on many images. On the American teen drama television series Dawson's Creek, the…
“Gongs are just really flat bells”
Gongs have been compared to cymbals and bells. "A gong is really just a squinting cymbal #asianjoke" was posted on Twitter on April 9, 2012. "A gong is just an asian status…
“Pizza is just an unfolded Italian burrito”
Entry in progress -- B.P. TwitterDenton Froese@LabvilleReplying to @maptheblue@envczk Is that a pizza or an unfolded burrito? (Either way, yum.)5:12 PM - 22 Feb 2014…
“Arguing with a woman is like reading a software license agreement—just click on ‘I agree’”
"Arguing with a woman is like reading the software license agreement. In the end, you ignore everything and click 'I agree'" is a jocular saying that has been printed on several…
“Calzones are just Italian empanadas”
Entry in progress -- B.P. Reddit -- Shower ThoughtsCalzones are like Italian burritossubmitted November 21, 2016 by drunk_opinion_altCOMMENTSHamPlanetJanetNot quite. Burrito is rolled to close it…
“A soft taco is just an unfolded burrito”
Entry in progress -- B.P. Reddit -- TreesI just realized a soft taco is just an unfolded burrito (self.trees)submitted July 31, 2012 by HDfriedwow that was awesome Reddit -- Shower ThoughtsA soft…