Archive for 07/2016

July 1, 2016

Restaurants/Bars/Coffeehouses/Food Stores

“How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant?” (restaurant joke)

A popular joke is told about the fast food restaurants Dairy Queen and Burger King (home of the Whopper sandwich): Q: How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant?A: Because Burger King forgot to…

July 1, 2016

Exercise/Running/Health Clubs

“What’s the difference between being tired and exhausted?”

Some mock Chinese proverbs (supposedly of the ancient Chinese philosopher Confucius) have been published since at least 1996: ConFuSciouS SayS:"man who run in front of car get…