“Where are average things built?”/“In the satisfactory.”
A pun about the words "factory" and "satisfactory" is: Q: Where are average things built?A: In the satisfactory. "Where are average things manufactured? The…
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“Where are dead computer hackers buried?”/“In decrypt.”
A computer riddle was posted on Reddit -- Dadjokes on June 21, 2020: Q: Where are dead computer hackers buried?A: In decrypt. "Decrypt" is a pun on "the crypt" and…
“Where are mathematicians buried?”/“The symmetry.”
A math riddle is: Q: Where are mathematicians buried?A: The symmetry. "Symmetry" sounds like "cemetery." The joke has been cited in print since at least 2007. tesMy favourite…
“Where are the customers’ yachts?”
"Where are the customers' yachts?" is a question asked by someone who saw only brokers' yachts at a yacht club. It's an old Wall Street remark. 29 October 1885, Forest and…
“Where are you celebrating the Ides of March?”/“Little Caesars!”
March 15th (the middle of the month) is called the Ides of March. Roman general and statesman Julius Caesar was assassinated on March 15, 44 B.C. Little Caesars is an American multinational chain…
“Where can a burger get a great night’s sleep?”/“On a bed of lettuce.”
A hamburger riddle is: Q: Where can a burger get a great night's sleep? A: On a bed of lettuce! The joke was printed in the book One Hundred and One Hamburger Jokes (1978) by Phil Hirsch.…
“Where can I buy a face mask that doesn’t smell like bad breath?”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic resulted in some requirements to wear face masks. "Can I find just one mask that doesn’t smell like bad breath?" was posted on Twitter by Padraic…
“Where can I buy seeds to plant a beer garden?”
The word "garden" usually evokes images of plants, such as tomato plants. A garden usually doesn't grow beer. "Where do you get the seeds to start a beer garden?" was…
“Where can I get scrod?” (joke)
"Scrod" is a fish and not the passive pluperfect subjunctive of the word "screwed," but there are jokes. A version of an old poem was printed in Time magazine in 1962:…
“Where can you always find money?”/“In the dictionary.”
A popular money riddle is: Q: Where can you always find money?A: In the dictionary. Versions of the riddle have been cited in print since at least 1908 and 1913. 15 October 1908, The Kentucky Post…
“Where can you find Moses at the supermarket?”/“Eggs aisle (exile).”
"Exile" sounds like "eggs aisle," and there are jokes. "Eggs Aisle" is track 10 on Live from Space (2013), the first and only live album by American rapper Mac Miller…
“Where can you find Napoleon Bonaparte in a supermarket?”/“Eggs aisle (exile).”
"Exile" sounds like "eggs aisle," and there are jokes. "Eggs Aisle" is track 10 on Live from Space (2013), the first and only live album by American rapper Mac Miller…
“Where can you get vegan beef?”/“From a vegetabull.”
"Vegetabull" is a portmanteau of "vegetable" and "bull." "Where can you get vegan beef? From a vegetabull" was posted on Twitter by World of Puns on…
“Where can you go to get a lap dance and a decent steak?”/“The New York Strip Club.”
A "New York strip steak" has nothing to do with a New York strip club (although some clubs serve the steak), but there are jokes. "When I'm in a steak house I order the NY…
“Where can you learn how to make ice cream?” (joke)
"Sundae"/"Sunday" is included in a popular pun: Q: Where can you learn how to make ice cream?A: Sundae school. The joke has been cited in print since at least 2001-02. Google…
“Where can you see a man-eating fish?”/“In a restaurant.”
A "man-eating fish" is quite different from a "man eating fish." There's a joke: Q: Where's the best place to see a man-eating fish?A: A seafood restaurant. "And…
“Where Chili-Pepper Lights Meets Christmas-Tree Lights” (Panna II Indian Restaurant)
Panna II is an Indian restaurant with the unusual slogan: "Where Chili-Pepper Lights Meets Christmas-Tree Lights." Don't ask. http://www.panna2.com/index.html"Where Chili-Pepper…
“Where did the clock finish the race?”/“Wherever it wound up.”
A clock riddle has been cited in print since at least 2014: Q: Where did the clock finish the race?A: Wherever it wound up. A stopwatch version was posted on Twitter by the Edinburgh Festival…
“Where did the Easter bunny go to college?”/ “Johns Hopkins.”
An Easter bunny riddle is: Q: Where did the Easter bunny go to college?A: Johns Hopkins! The Easter joke has been cited in print since at least 2007. Wikipedia: Johns Hopkins UniversityJohns…
“Where did the first corn come from?”/“The stalk brought it.”
The stork might bring babies, but what brings corn? There's a Thanksgiving riddle: Q: Where did the first corn come from?A: The stalk brought it. The riddle has been cited in print since at…