“When life gives you snow, make snow angels”
"When life gives you (too much) snow, make snow angels" is a seasonal saying that has been printed on many images. The saying is a variant on the popular saying, "If life gives you…
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“When life gives you tacos, eat them”
"When life gives you tacos, eat them" and "When life gives you broken tacos, make nachos (taco salad)" are sayings that have been printed on several images. The sayings are…
“When life gives you too much snow, make snow angels”
"When life gives you (too much) snow, make snow angels" is a seasonal saying that has been printed on many images. The saying is a variant on the popular saying, "If life gives you…
“When life hands me lemons, I make chocolate cake and leave bitches wondering”
"When life hands me lemons, I make chocolate cake and leave bitches wondering how I did it" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The saying is a variant on the…
“When life hands me lemons, I put them in the fridge next to the bagged salad I’m also not going to eat”
"If life gives you lemons, make lemonade" is an old proverb. A jocular variation was posted on X/Twitter by krista on October 18, 2025: "When life hands me lemons, I put them in the…
“When life hands you gators, make Gatorade”
"If/When life gives/hands you gators, make Gatorade" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The saying is a variant on the popular saying, "If life gives you…
“When life hands you lemons, kill them, crush them, drink their souls”
"When life hands you lemons, kill them, crush them, drink their souls" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The saying is a variant on the popular saying, “If life…
“When life hands you melons, wear a low-cut shirt and use them to get free lemonade”
"If/When life gives you lemons, make lemonade" is an old saying. "If/When life gives you melons, you may/might be dyslexic" is a jocular variant that has been printed on many…
“When life knocks you down, roll over, and look at the stars”
"When life knocks you down, roll over, and look at the stars" is an inspirational saying that has been printed on many images. "When life knocks you down roll over and look at the…
“When life shuts a door, open it again. That’s how doors work”
"When life shuts a door, open it again. That's how doors work" is an inspirational saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on Twitter by Captain Obvious…
“When life throws you a taco, eat it”
"When life gives you tacos, eat them" and "When life gives you broken tacos, make nachos (taco salad)" are sayings that have been printed on several images. The sayings are…
“When making butter, there is little margarine for error”
"Margin for error" shouldn't be written as "margarine for error," but there are jokes. "When making butter there is little margarine for error. #pun" was posted…
“When making mac & cheese I didn’t use a colander long enough; wife gave me a restraining order”
A colander joke is: "When making macaroni and cheese I didn't use the colander long enough, and wife gave me a restraining order." The one-line saying was posted on Twitter on…
“When marriage is outlawed, only outlaws will have in-laws”
"When guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns" is a popular anti-gun control saying that has been cited in print since at least 1967. The jocular anti-proverb "When marriage…
“When measuring the circumference of a pie, using one pie is not enough. But 2?r”
"When measuring the circumference of a pie, using one pie is not enough. But 2πr" ("two pie are") is a pun that was posted on Reddit -- Dadjokes on December 7, 2022. The…
“When my father came to America he was told the streets were paved with gold…”
For many immigrants to the United States (and especially to New York, through the Ellis Island immigration station), American was thought to be the "Golden Land" of opportunity, where the…
“When my friend mixed onions with nitrous oxide, I didn’t know whether to laugh or cry”
Slicing onions makes people cry. Nitrous oxide (laughing gas) makes people laugh. "I've been breathing nitrous oxide while chopping onions. I don't know whether to laugh or cry"…
“When my money low, I don’t feel good. I think I’m a dollarbetic”
"When my money low, I don't feel good. I think I'm a dollarbetic" (usually shown spoken by Baby Yoda) is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Dollarbetic"…
“When my ship comes in, I’ll be at the airport”
"When my ship comes in" is an idiom meaning "when my fortune arrives." People who have bad luck (and who doubt that their ship ever will come in) have added an extra ending to…
“When my Swiss friends send me cheese, I get sad and miss them terribly. I know I’m being sent Emmental”
Emmental is a yellow, medium-hard cheese that originated in Emmen, Switzerland. It's sometimes joked that one is being "sent Emmental" (sentimental). "pretty gutted i never get…