“What seems to be the officer, problem?” (“What’s the officer problem?”)
"What seems to be the problem, officer?" is what a driver might ask whose vehicle is being pulled over to the side of the road by the police. "What seems to be the officer,…
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“What should we do with people who rely on government handouts but are too lazy to work?” (joke)
This editorial cartoon by cartoonist Rob Rogers was published in the Pittsburgh (PA) Post-Gazette on April 25, 2014: Poll-taker: WHAT SHOULD WE DO WITH PEOPLE WHO RELY ON GOVERNMENT HANDOUTS BUT…
“What should we do with people who rely on government handouts, but refuse to work?” (joke)
This editorial cartoon by cartoonist Rob Rogers was published in the Pittsburgh (PA) Post-Gazette on April 25, 2014: Poll-taker: WHAT SHOULD WE DO WITH PEOPLE WHO RELY ON GOVERNMENT HANDOUTS BUT…
“What should you do if the lights in a Chinese restaurant are too bright?”/“Dim sum.”
Entry in progress -- BP Wikipedia: Dim sumDim sum (traditional Chinese: 點心; simplified Chinese: 点心; pinyin: diǎnxīn; Cantonese Yale: dímsām) is a large range of small dishes that…
“What should you say when the Statue of Liberty sneezes?”/“God bless America.”
A popular riddle about the Statue of Liberty is: Q: What should you say when the Statue of Liberty sneezes?A: God bless America. The joke has been cited in print since at least 1986. Wikipedia:…
“What should you use to fix your mask if it breaks?”/“Masking tape.”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic resulted in some requirements to wear face masks. Masking tape is not necessarily just for face masks, but there are jokes. "If I tear my mask, can I use…
“What smells best at Thanksgiving dinner?”/“Your nose.”
A "What smells best?" riddle involved a perfume shop in 1934: Q: What smells best in a perfume shop?A: Your nose. The "What smells best?" riddle involved a bakery in 1947: Q:…
“What snacks do cannibals love?”/“Fritos.”
"Fritos" (a brand of corn chips) shouldn't be confused with "free toes," but there are jokes. "Cannibals never turn down Fritos" was posted on Twitter by Junction…
“What song do burgers sing on the job?”/“Gristle While You Work!”
A hamburger riddle is: Q: What song do burgers sing on the job?A: Gristle While You Work! The joke has been cited in print since at least 2007. Wikipedia: Whistle While You Work"Whistle While…
“What sort of dinosaur takes part in rodeos?”/“A bronco-saurus.”
A rodeo riddle was posted on X/Twitter by Puns AndOneliners on May 27, 2018: Q: What sort of dinosaur takes part in rodeos? A: A bronco-saurus. Wikipedia: Brontosaurus Brontosaurus…
“What sort of vegetable can your father make with scissors?”/“Pa snips.”
There aren't many jokes about parsnips, but there is a pun: Q: What sort of vegetable can your father make with scissors?A: Pa snips. The joke has been cited in print since 2008. Pun of the…
“What sound does a turkey’s cell phone make?”/“WING WING!!”
A popular Thanksgiving riddle is: Q: What sound does a turkey's cell phone make?A: WING WING!! The riddle has been cited in print since at least 2006. Brownielocks -- Thanksgiving Riddles and…
“What sport are eggs good at?”/“Running.”
An egg riddle (popular at Easter) is: Q: What sport are eggs good at?A: Running. The joke has been cited in print since at least 2010. Its All HumorWednesday, March 31, 2010Easter egg jokes(...)Q.…
“What sport are eggs good at?”/“Running.”
An egg riddle (popular at Easter) is: Q: What sport are eggs good at?A: Running. The joke has been cited in print since at least 2010. Its All HumorWednesday, March 31, 2010Easter egg jokes(...)Q.…
“What sport did Jesus play?”/“Lacrosse.”
The sport of lacrosse has nothing to do with Jesus and the cross, but there are jokes. "In fact there's only one sport Jesus doesn't play... Lacrosse!" was posted on the…
“What stars go to jail?”/“Shooting stars.”
A riddle about stars is: Q: What stars go to jail?A: Shooting stars. The joke has been cited in print since at least 1976. Wikipedia: Shooting Star Shooting star is a common name for the visible…
“What Starts Here Changes the World” (University of Texas)
"What starts here changes the world" is the theme of promotional television spots that the University of Texas produced in 2004. The ads -- aired during televised athletic events -- show…
“What starts with an ‘O’, ends in ‘nions’ and sometimes makes you cry?”/“Opinions.”
A riddle was posted on Reddit -- Jokes on February 21, 2019: Q: What starts with an "O" ends with "nion" and sometimes makes you cry?A: Opinions. The joke is that most people…
“What starts with T, ends with T, and is full of T?” (food riddle)
"What starts with T, ends with T, and is full of T? A teapot." This popular riddle has been cited in print since at least 1933. “How do you turn a T into a P?"/"Drink it"…
“What stops someone from just strolling into any hotel in America at breakfast hours…”
Hotels usually don't have much security at continental breakfasts. This was posted on X/Twitter by McRib on May 4, 2025, and received over 290,000 likes: "What stops someone from just…