“What kind of coffee do cops drink?”/“Coppicino.”
"Coppuccino" (cop + cappuccino) is a portmanteau word that was posted on Twitter on May 15, 2013. "What did the cop get from Starbucks? A coppuccino" was posted on Twitter on…
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“What kind of coffee does a vampire drink?”/“De-coffinated.”
A popular vampire riddle is: Q: What kind of coffee does a vampire drink?A: Decoffinated. The joke has been cited in print since at least 1995. 4 June 1995, The Sun-Herald (Sydney, Australia), pg.…
“What kind of coffee was served on the Titanic?”/“Sanka.”
The RMS Titanic sank on April 15, 2012, on its maiden voyage from Southampton to New York City. A Titanic joke is: Q: What kind of coffee was served on the Titanic?A: Sanka. The joke has been cited…
“What kind of company is a 24-hour hamburger joint?”/“Fry-by-night.”
A shady business is a "fly-by-night." Is a shady restaurant business a "fry-by-night"? A pun is: Q: What kind of company is a 24-hour hamburger joint?A: Fry-by-night. The joke…
“What kind of COVID vaccine did the ghost get?”/“A boo-ster!”
Several ghost puns (popular at Halloween) involve a "booster" ("boo-ster"). "Q: What kind of seat does a baby ghost sit in? A: A booster seat" was printed in the…
“What kind of cup can’t hold water?”/“A cupcake.”
A popular food riddle is: Q: What kind of cup can't hold water?A: A cupcake. The joke has been cited in print since at least 2008. Google Books Ha! Ha! Ha! and Much More: The Ultimate Round-up…
“What kind of currency do astronauts use in space?”/“Starbucks.”
An obvious joke on the name of Starbucks (an American coffee company and coffeehouse chain) is: Q: What kind of money do they use in space?A: Starbucks. The joke was posted on Twitter on November…
“What kind of doctor fixes broken websites?”/“A URLologist.”
A website riddle is: Q: What kind of doctor fixes broken websites?A: A URLologist. "URLologist" combines "URL" ("Uniform Resource Locator" or "web address")…
“What kind of doctor is Dr Pepper?”/“He’s a fizzician.”
"Fizzician" (fizz + physician) is a jocular portmanteau term. A popular riddle is: Q: What kind of doctor is Dr Pepper?A: He's a fizzician. "Dr Pepper's a fizzician"…
“What kind of dogs like car racing?”/“Lap dogs.”
A car racing riddle was posted on Twitter by Nick Corcoran on October 10, 2017: Q: What kind of dogs likes racing? A: Lap dogs!! "What kind of dogs like car racing? Lap dogs" was posted…
“What kind of dogs love car racing?”/“Lap dogs.”
A car racing riddle was posted on Twitter by Nick Corcoran on October 10, 2017: Q: What kind of dogs likes racing? A: Lap dogs!! "What kind of dogs like car racing? Lap dogs" was posted…
“What kind of dress pants does coffee wear?”/“Cappuchinos.”
Cappuccino (espresso-based coffee) has nothing to do with chinos (trousers from chino cloth), but there are jokes. "I can only presume that those coffees advertised as 'Cappuchinos'…
“What kind of driver never gets a ticket?”/“A screwdriver.”
A driver riddle has been printed on several images: Q: What kind of driver never gets a ticket?A: A screwdriver. The joke has been cited in print since at least 1969. 22 May 1969, San Diego (CA)…
“What kind of exercises are best for a swimmer?”/“Pool-ups.”
A swimming riddle is: Q: What kind of exercises are best for a swimmer?A: Pool-ups. The riddle was posted on Twitter by Dermaswim Pro on February 25, 2011. There is no defined exercise as a…
“What kind of fire leaves a room damp?”/“A humidifire.”
A "humidifier" shouldn't be spelled "humidifire," but there are puns. A riddle was posted on Reddit -- Dadjokes on March 12, 2019: Q: What kind of fire leaves a room…
“What kind of fish goes well with peanut butter?”/“A jellyfish.”
A peanut butter and jelly riddle is: Q: What kind of fish goes well with peanut butter?A: A jellyfish. The joke has been cited in print since at least 1974. “I bet jellyfish are sad that there…
“What kind of fish is made of only two sodium atoms?”/“2 Na.”
"rneerkat: rneerkat: what kind of fish is made of only two sodium atoms 2 Na http://tmblr.co/ZkYVPwq-YCQs" was posted on Twitter by Roarar's Ready for Jul! (and others) on July 30,…
“What kind of flowers do you never give on Valentine’s Day?”/“Cauliflowers.”
A popular Valentine's Day riddle is: Q: What kind of flowers do you never give on Valentine's Day? A: Cauliflowers. The "flowers/cauliflowers" joke has been cited in print since…
“What kind of food does your toe eat?”/“Dori-toes.”
Doritos (tortilla chips) aren't Dory's toes, but there have been several jokes. "Doritoes? Okay. Eat these toes! With dori on emmm" was posted on Twitter on August 19, 2012.…
“What kind of greens do chickens eat?”/“Bok bok bok choy.”
A bok choy riddle was posted on Twitter by Denis Patrol on December 10, 2009: Q: What's a chicken's favorite vegetable?A: Bok bok bok choy. "Q: What kind of greens do chickens eat?…