“What is a soup’s favorite sport?”/“Bowling.”
A soup riddle is: Q: What is a soup's favorite sport?A: Bowling. The joke was posted on Twitter on December 29, 2013. Twittersam@samwowxWhat is a soup's favourite sport?Bowling.5:01 PM -…
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“What is a soup’s favorite sport?”/“Bowling.”
A soup riddle is: Q: What is a soup's favorite sport?A: Bowling. The joke was posted on Twitter on December 29, 2013. Twittersam@samwowxWhat is a soup's favourite sport?Bowling.5:01 PM -…
“What is a stoner’s favorite soup?”/“Cannabisque.”
"Cannabisque" (cannabis + bisque) was defined in the Urban Dictionary on December 2, 2010, as "tasty rue-based soup that contains cannabis butter." The portmanteau is mostly…
“What is a Texas chicken’s favorite beer?”/“Shiner Bock Bock Bock!”
Chickens go "bock bock bock." A riddle has been cited in print since at least 2006: Q: What is a chicken's favorite beer?A: Bock. A Texas riddle (about Shiner Bock from a brewery in…
“What is a turkey’s favorite dessert?”/“Peach gobbler.”
A popular Thanksgiving riddle about peach cobbler is: Q: What is a turkey's favorite dessert?A: Peach gobbler. The riddle was printed in many newspapers in July 2001. "Peach Gobbler"…
“What is a vampire’s favorite candy?”/“A sucker.”
A vampire riddle is: Q: What is a vampire's favorite candy?A: A sucker. "Q. What's a vampire's favorite candy? A. A sucker!" was printed in The Gazette (Montreal, Quebec)…
“What is a vegan’s favorite Christmas carol?”/“Soy to the World.”
"Joy to the World" is an English Christmas carol, written by English minister and hymnwriter Isaac Watts in 1719, "Soy to the World" is a pun that has been printed on many…
“What is a vegetarian’s favorite Christmas carol?”/“Soy to the World.”
"Joy to the World" is an English Christmas carol, written by English minister and hymnwriter Isaac Watts in 1719, "Soy to the World" is a pun that has been printed on many…
“What is a werewolf’s favorite appetizer?”/“Howlapeño bites.”
"Howlapeño" (howl + jalapeño) is a portmanteau term that has been infrequently used. "Howlapeño – The painful aftermath of jalapeños or other hot peppers. See also Haburnahole…
“What is a witch’s favorite subject in school?”/“Spelling.”
A witch riddle included in many Halloween joke collections is: Q: What is a witch's favorite subject in school?A: Spelling. The joke appears to have been included in the book Witches,…
“What is a wolf’s favorite vegetable?”/“Howlapeño.”
"Howlapeño" (howl + jalapeño) is a portmanteau term that has been infrequently used. "Howlapeño – The painful aftermath of jalapeños or other hot peppers. See also Haburnahole…
“What is a wolf’s favorite vegetable?”/“Aruuuuuuuuuugala.”
A wolf riddle is: Q: What is a wolf’s favorite vegetable?A: Aruuuuuuuuuugala. That is, "arugula" with a howl. "What's a wolf's favorite vegetable? Arooooooooogula!"…
“What is an actor’s favorite breakfast?”/“A big roll!”
An acting riddle is: Q: What is an actor's favorite breakfast?A: A big roll! "Roll" is a pun on "role." The joke was posted on ThinkAndLaughDaily.com on November 18, 2020.…
“What is an American’s favorite type of music?”/“Royalty free.”
"My favorite kind of music? ROYALTY FREE MUSIC! #true #youtube" was posted on Twitter on April 19, 2015. A riddle was posted on Reddit -- Jokes on May 19, 2018: Q: What is an…
“What is an Amish person’s favorite dried fruit?”/“A barn raisin.”
"Raisin" can sound like "raising." "What is an Amish man's favorite dried fruit? A barn raisin!" was posted on Reddit -- Dadjokes on March 9, 2014.…
“What is an anagram of thaw”
"What’s is an anagram of 'thaws'" was posted on the newsgroup uk.rec.sheds on February 21, 2000. "What's an anagram of thaw" was posted on Twitter by Neil…
“What is an astronomer?”/“A night watchman with a college education.”
If an astronomer watches the night skies, does that make him a night watchman? A riddle has been cited in print since at least 1986: Q: What is an astronomer?A: A night watchman with a college…
“What is an autograph?”/“A chart which shows car sales.”
A joke on the word "autograph" is: Q: What is an autograph?A: A chart which shows car sales. The joke has been cited in print since at least 2008. Free Funny JokesFunny Car And Train…
“What is an SEO’s favorite music?”/“Heavy Meta.”
A computer riddle with a pun on the term "heavy metal" music is: Q: What is an SEO's favorite music?A: Heavy Meta. "I'm so hipster my favourite music genre is Heavy…
“What is an SEO’s favorite music?”/“Heavy Meta.”
A computer riddle with a pun on the term "heavy metal" music is: Q: What is an SEO's favorite music?A: Heavy Meta. "I'm so hipster my favourite music genre is Heavy…