“What doesn’t kill us makes us coffee addicts who cuss a lot”
"What doesn't kill us (moms) makes us coffee addicts who cuss a lot" is a jocular coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "What does not kill me makes me…
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“What doesn’t kill us moms makes us coffee addicts who cuss a lot”
"What doesn't kill us (moms) makes us coffee addicts who cuss a lot" is a jocular coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "What does not kill me makes me…
“What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger. Except for hospitals. Hospitals will kill you”
"WHAT DOESN'T KILL YOU MAKES YOU STRONGER. EXCEPT FOR HOSPITALS. HOSPITALS WILL KILL YOU" (shown on a sign) was posted on Amazon.com on August 31, 2020. The phrase "What does…
“What doesn’t kill you makes your drinks stronger”
"What doesn't kill us makes our drinks stronger" is a jocular drinking saying that has been printed on many images. "What does not kill me, makes me stronger" is a famous…
“What doesn’t kill you will make you stronger. Except for hospitals. Hospitals will kill you”
"WHAT DOESN'T KILL YOU MAKES YOU STRONGER. EXCEPT FOR HOSPITALS. HOSPITALS WILL KILL YOU" (shown on a sign) was posted on Amazon.com on August 31, 2020. The phrase "What does…
“What dog can tell the time?”/“A watch dog.”
A dog riddle is: Q: What dog can tell time?A: A watch dog. The riddle has been cited in print since at least 1962. 30 June 1962, The Evening Republican (Columbus, IN), "Tom Trick" by…
“What drink always has a cold?”/“Cough-ee.”
"Coffee" sounds like "cough-ee." A riddle has been printed on an image: Q: What drink has a cold?A: Cough-ee. "Joke of the week: What drink has a cold? Cough-ee" was…
“What exercise did Jesus do?”/“CrossFit.”
CrossFit is a fitness program that was founded in 2000. An obvious joke is: Q: What exercise did Jesus do?A: CrossFit. "Where did jesus work out? Crossfit" was cited on Twitter on…
“What falls down but never gets hurt?”/“Rain.”
A riddle about the rain is: Q: What falls down but never gets hurt?A: Rain. The riddle has been cited in print since at least 1962. Newspapers.com 3 November 1962, Courier-Post (Camden, NJ),…
“What famous Greek might have invented baseball?’/“Homer.”
A baseball riddle is: Q: What famous Greek might have invented baseball?A: Homer. "That old Greek feller, Homer, the one who invented Baseball Batting averages, or something" was printed…
“What flavor is the toothpaste in jail?”/“Imprisonmint.”
"Imprisonment" shouldn't be confused with "imprisonmint," but there are jokes. "What flavour is the toothpaste in jail? Imprisonmint" was posted on Reddit --…
“What flies around all day but never goes anywhere?”/“A flag.”
A flag riddle is: Q: What flies around all day but never goes anywhere?A: A flag. "Q: What flies but never goes anywhere? A: A flag!" was printed in the Shreveport (LA) Journal on July 1,…
“What flies when it’s born, lies when it’s alive, and runs when it’s dead?”/“Snow.”
A winter riddle is: Q: What flies when it's born, lies when it's alive, and runs when it's dead?A: Snow. The riddle was posted on the newsgroup alt.rec.spot on May 5, 2000, and has…
“What follows two days of rain in Oregon? Monday!” (joke)
"What follows two days of rain in Oregon? Monday!" is a joke that has been told about many geographical locations. ""What comes after two days of rain in Vermont?" was…
“What food are you able to can?”/“Cannibal (can able) food.”
A cannibal riddle is: Q: What food are you able to can? A: Cannibal (cannable) food. The joke has been cited in print since at least 1976. Google BooksBiggest Riddle Book in the WorldBy Joseph…
“What food can’t make up its mind?”/“A waffle.”
A waffle riddle has been printed on several images: Q: What food can't make up its mind?A: A waffle. The "waffle" riddle was on the American animated sitcom Family Guy, on the…
“What food is good for the brain?”/“Noodle soup.”
"Noodle" is slang for "brain." A popular riddle is: Q: What food is good for the brain?A: Noodle soup. The joke has been cited in print since at least 1976. Google BooksBiggest…
“What four days start with the letter ‘T’?” (riddle)
A riddle about the days is: Q: What four days start with the letter "T"?A: Tuesday, Thursday, today and tomorrow. The riddle has been cited in print since at least 2002. Google BooksDude,…
“What frozen alcoholic beverage should you drink if you need to poop?”/“A Piña Colonic.”
"Piña colonic" (piña colada + colonic) is a jocular drink name. "Piña colonic," a mistake for "piña colada," was mentioned in the Cheech & Chong comedy film…
“What fruit do you use to make toe jam?”/“You use fruit by the foot.”
A fruit riddle was posted on Reddit -- Jokes on February 12, 2021: Q: What fruit do you use to make toe jam?A: You use fruit by the foot. Fruit by the Foot is a fruit snack. "Toe jam" has…