“V. A. Hospital—making the war your 2nd worst experience”
"V.A. HOSPITAL -- MAKING THE WAR YOUR 2ND WORST EXPERIENCE" is a saying that has been printed on an image. The "joke" is that Veterans Health Administration hospitals are…
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“V8 is essentially cold vegetable soup”
V8 Vegetable Juice has been described as cold soup. "choking down some V8 is kind of like drinking cold tomato soup" was posted on Twitter by basscomm on June 20, 2008. "V8 is like…
“V8 is just cold tomato soup”
V8 Vegetable Juice has been described as cold soup. "choking down some V8 is kind of like drinking cold tomato soup" was posted on Twitter by basscomm on June 20, 2008. "V8 is like…
“Vacation calories don’t count” (“Calories don’t count on vacation”)
"Vacation calories don't count" is a popular saying. Many vacationers are advised to go off their diets to try the local foods and enjoy the vacations. "Vacation calories…
“Vacations are easy to plan — your boss tells you when, and your wife tells you where”
"Vacations are easy to plan — your boss tells you when, and your wife tells you where" is an old office joke. "VACATION: A period which your boss tells you when to take and your…
“Vaccinated people act like they died on the cross for our sins. Calm down Jabus Christ”
The COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic resulted in vaccines, and many people took the vaccines believing they were doing a public duty and protecting others. "Vaccinated people act like they died…
“Vaccines are the leading cause of coincidence”
"Vaccines are the leading cause of coincidence" is an anti-vaccination saying that has been printed on many images. The saying means that when people get vaccinated, the resulting…
“Vaccines cause adults” (pro-vaccination slogan)
"Vaccines cause adults" is a pro-vaccination slogan that has been printed on many images. The slogan is a response to the anti-vaccination slogan of "Vaccines cause autism."…
“Vaccism is the new racism”
The COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic resulted in vaccines, but many people refused to take these vaccines. "Vacism" (or "vaccism," "vaxism," "vaxxism") is…
“Vacism is the new racism”
The COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic resulted in vaccines, but many people refused to take these vaccines. "Vacism" (or "vaccism," "vaxism," "vaxxism") is…
“Vaginas are like gyms…” (NSFW joke)
"Vaginas are like gyms. I'm rarely inside one, but when I am I just sort of pretend to know what I'm doing and hope no one notices I don't" is a saying that has been…
“Valentine’s Day is when a lot of married men are reminded what a poor shot Cupid really is”
A Valentine's Day saying has been printed on several images: "Valentine's Day is when a lot of married men are reminded what a poor shot Cupid really is.: The saying was posted to…
“Valentine’s Day plan: Breakfast in bed; Watch movie; Dinner for two; Regret eating two dinners”
"Valentine's Day plan: 1. Breakfast in bed 2. Chocolates 3. Watch movie 4. Dinner for two. 5. Regret eating two dinners" has been printed on many images. The jocular…
“Valentine’s Day is great, but the real holiday is February 15th, when all the candy goes on sale”
"Valentine’s Day is great, but the real holiday is February 15th, when all the candy goes on sale" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Or I could make art…
“Vanilla extract is the garlic of baking”
Vanilla extract is used in baking many desserts. "Vanilla extract is the garlic of baking" is a somewhat popular expression. That is, people tend to use a lot of vanilla -- and there is…
“Vanilla extract is the ketchup of baking”
Vanilla extract is used in baking many desserts. It has been compared to ketchup, a condiment used on many foods. "Vanilla is the ketchup of baking" was posted on Reddit -- Showerthoughts…
“Vax passports do not stop the spread of a virus. They stop the spread of freedom”
The COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic sometimes resulted in vaccine passports, segregating out the unvaccinated. The vaccine passports received much criticism about the freedoms they denied to many…
“Vaxism is the new racism”
The COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic resulted in vaccines, but many people refused to take these vaccines. "Vacism" (or "vaccism," "vaxism," "vaxxism") is…
“Vaxxed, waxed and ready for action”
"Vaxxed, waxed and ready to climax/party/relax" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The various sayings became popular during the COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic. "in…
“Vaxxed, waxed and ready to climax”
"Vaxxed, waxed and ready to climax/party/relax" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The various sayings became popular during the COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic. "in…