“There would be no game of chess if the pawns refused to play”
"There would be no game of chess if the pawns refused to play" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying is political, and means that the elites can't play…
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“There, I guess King George will be able to read that!” (John Hancock?)
John Hancock (1737-1793) was president of Congress when the Declaration of Independence was adopted; he signed the document with a large signature in the center, supposedly saying: "There, I…
“There’s 3 levels of clean in my house. 1. Not clean. 2. Better than it was. 3. The illusion of clean”
A joke about cleaning the house was posted on X/Twitter by "Late to the party Laura" on May 18, 2022, and received over 2,600 likes: "There are 2 levels of clean in my house. 1. Not…
“There’s 8 seasons in Texas” (joke)
Texas is sometimes given more than four seasons. One extra season is called "fake fall" or "false fall" or "faux fall," sometimes called "fauxl." "Faux…
“There’s a $20 fee to leave your apartment” (joke)
Entry in progress -- B.P. Audacity Oven25 THINGS I’VE LEARNED SINCE MOVING TO NYCMarch 8, 2013 · by Eric Baker(...)4. There is a strange magic that evaporates anywhere from $20 to $40 from your…
“There’s a certain irony to getting married on Independence Day”
Some people get married on Independence Day (July 4th). "@kevinthompson and the irony is you get married on Independence Day !" was posted on Twitter by A Witty Remark on December 13,…
“There’s a chance this is wine” (written on a mug or container)
"There's a chance this is wine" (written on a mug or container) is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "There´s a chance this is wine" (shown on a…
“There’s a fine line between a numerator and a denominator” (math joke)
"There's a fine line between a numerator and a denominator (Only a fraction of people will find this funny)" is a jocular saying that has been printed on several images.…
“There’s a man at work who plays heavy metal all day. He’s office rocker”
"Off his rocker" (meaning a crazy person) sounds like "office rocker." "My boss traded in his desk chair for a recliner & became addicted to playing 'Guitar…
“There’s a new pie shop near me. It’s open 22/7”
"24/7" usually means 24 hours a day, 7 days a week -- all the time. "22/7" is an approximation for the number π ("pi"). "There's a new shop only sells Pies…
“There’s a nudist convention in my town tomorrow. I might go if I’ve got nothing on”
“There is a nudist convention in town next week… I might go if I’ve got nothing on" was posted on Twitter by Jonny Beswick on December 6, 2013. "There's a nudist convention in…
“There’s a reason the windshield is bigger than the rearview mirror”
"There's a reason the windshield is bigger than the rearview mirror. Where you're going is better than where you were" is a saying that has been printed on many images.…
“There’s a reason why ‘sober’ and ‘so bored’ sound almost exactly the same”
"There's a reason why 'sober' and 'so bored' sound almost exactly the same" is a jocular one-line saying that has been printed on several ecards. "Day 2 of…
“There’s a reason you take kids to pick apples, but don’t take them to a slaughterhouse”
"There's a reason you take kids to pick apples, but don't take them to a slaughterhouse" is a vegan saying that has been printed on many images. Origin of the saying is…
“There’s a tweet for everything”
Twitter is a popular messaging service, and it's proverbial that "there's a tweet for everything." "I have a tweet for everything!" was posted on Twitter by…
“There’s a urinary side effect to the new Pfizer vaccine. It makes your p silent”
The 2020 COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic resulted in several companies competing to make vaccines. One of those companies was Pfizer, Inc. (pronounced without the "p," like…
“There’s a woman in the park who sells batteries. She sells C cells by the seesaw”
"She sells sea shells by the sea shore" is a tongue-twister that has been cited in print since at least 1904. There are several puns on this famous line, such as the woman who sells…
“There’s a woman who sells batteries by a convenience store. She sells C cells by the C-store”
"She sells sea shells by the sea shore" is a tongue-twister that has been cited in print since at least 1904. There are several puns on this famous line, such as the woman who sells…
“There’s always a bull market somewhere”
"There's always a bull market somehwere" is an optimist's outlook for a bad market. If not nationally, then internationally; if not stocks, then bonds -- when something goes…
“There’s always peace in a strong cup of coffee”
"There's always peace in a strong cup of coffee" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "there's always peace in a strong cup of coffee...…