The Build Back Better Plan was proposed by U.S. President Joe Biden in 2020 and 2021. In 2022 and 2023, some people complained that not much seemed to be built back. "This build back better…
"Where there's fat, there's flavor" is a food saying, but some fat people appreciate it. "Where's there's fat there's flavor. Fuckit,a compliment is a…
"Ferrari Rocher" is a jocular combination of Ferrari (an Italian luxury sports car) and Ferrero Rocher (a chocolate and hazelnut confectionery). "On the motorway, a chocolate zoomed…
"Instead of presents this year, I'm giving everyone my opinion. Get excited" (or "This Christmas/year instead of gifts, I'm giving everyone my opinion. Get excited")…
"This Christmas give your children the gift of STANDING UP FOR THEIR FUCKING FUTURE" (shown on an image) was posted on Twitter by Stacey Large on December 8, 2021. "This Christmas,…
A jocular Christmas letter has been printed on many images: "Dear Santa, This year please give me a fat bank account and a slim body. (Please don't mix them up like you did last…
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic caused many people to clean with alcohol. This does not mean that a cleaner drinks alcohol, but there are jokes. "This cleaning with alcohol is total…
"This coffee is broken! I'm still tired!" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Didn't sleep very well. Currently on my third cup of coffee. I believe…
"This coffee tastes like you should shut up until I finish it" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "This coffee tastes like you should get out of my face until…
"This coffee tastes like you should shut up until I finish it" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "This coffee tastes like you should get out of my face until…
"This coffee tastes like you should shut up until I finish it" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "This coffee tastes like you should get out of my face until…
"Men in denim built our country. Men in suits have destroyed it" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Saw Proletariat Poster: Men in Denim built the world. Men in Suits…
A Father's Day saying was posted on X/Twitter by Mike Primavera on June 17, 2015: "Get your dad what he really wants this Father's Day by turning off the lights when you leave a…
There have been several math jokes on Fibonacci numbers. "Fibonacci joke: 'I feel like this year’s Fibonacci conference will be as big as the last two combined!'" was posted…
An old joke has a husband eating a meal that was cooked by his wife. "This meal is fit for a king!" he tells his wife, then he calls the family dog. "Here, King! Come on, boy! Here,…
"Herbivore" (an animal that only eats plants) sounds like "her before," bringing on the obvious pun: "This girl said she knew me from a vegetarian club, but I’d never met…
People who go to the gym can be self-absorbed. "This guy at the gym just did 3 sets of selfies" is a jocular one-line saying that has been printed on several images. "This guy at the…
There are many ways to say that a person is big. A man can be "tall as a building" or "have his own zip code." New York-born comedian and actor Billy Crystal said that, as a…
"Halloween costume idea: You should go as the person you pretend to be on Facebook/Grindr/Instagram/Social Media/Twitter" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images.…
"This heat got me sweating harder than my ex tryna tell the truth" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Sweating harder than my ex tryna tell the truth rn" (shown…