“Sometimes I wish the government would just ban itself”
"I wish the government would just ban itself" is an anti-government saying that has been printed on many images. On the American animated sitcom King of the Hill, the episode…
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“Sometimes I wonder how many miles I’ve scrolled my mouse wheel”
"Wondering how many miles I've scrolled with my mouse" is a saying about a computer "mouse" that was posted on Twitter on January 7, 2009. "Sometimes i wonder how many…
“Sometimes I wonder how vegans survive off of what little they eat, but they feed off attention”
Vegans have a reputation of telling everyone that they're vegans. “How do you know if someone is a vegan?"/"Don’t worry, they’ll tell you" is a popular joke. "Vegans…
“Sometimes I wonder if all of this is happening because I didn’t forward that message”
"Sometimes I wonder if all of this is happening because I didn’t forward that message to 10 other people" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Could this be…
“Sometimes I wonder what happened to the people who asked me for directions”
"Sometimes I wonder what happened to the people who asked me for directions" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Sometimes I wondering what happened to the people…
“Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on”
“Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on or by imbeciles who really mean it" is often credited to American author Mark Twain, the pen name of…
“Sometimes I worry that eating pizza isn’t a real sport”
"Sometimes I worry that eating pizza isn't a real sport" is a jocular saying that was posted on X/Twitter by Adam Webb on February 11, 2014. Authorship is uncertain. Competitive…
“Sometimes I write ‘drink coffee’ on my to-do list, just so I feel like I accomplished something”
"Sometimes I write 'drink coffee' on my to-do list, just so I feel like I accomplished something in a day" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images.…
“Sometimes I write ‘drink wine’ on my to-do list so I feel like I got something done”
“Sometimes I write ‘drink wine’ on my to-do list so that I feel like I accomplished something” (also "Sometimes I write 'Drink Wine' on my to-do list, just so I feel like I…
“Sometimes I write ‘drink wine’ on my to-do list so that I feel like I accomplished something”
“Sometimes I write ‘drink wine’ on my to-do list so that I feel like I accomplished something” (also "Sometimes I write 'Drink Wine' on my to-do list, just so I feel like I…
“Sometimes I write ‘Drink Wine’ on my to-do list, just so I feel like I accomplished something”
“Sometimes I write ‘drink wine’ on my to-do list so that I feel like I accomplished something” (also "Sometimes I write 'Drink Wine' on my to-do list, just so I feel like I…
“Sometimes I’m healthy AF and sometimes I use cookies as a spoon for ice cream”
"Sometimes I eat healthy. Other times, I use cookies as spoons" (or "Sometimes I'm healthy AF and sometimes I use cookies as a spoon for ice cream") is a saying that has…
“Sometimes in the afternoon, I wonder if it’s too late for coffee or too early for liquor. And then I remember Irish coffee exists”
There is a time in the late afternoon when it's seemingly too late for coffee, but too early for alcohol. "too late for coffee, too early for wine...what to do??" was posted on…
“Sometimes it takes an overwhelming breakdown to have an undeniable breakthrough”
"Sometimes it takes an overwhelming breakdown to have an undeniable breakthrough" is an inspirational saying that has been printed on many images. "Eddie Robinson told me this at…
“Sometimes it’s not about how good you are, but how bad you want it”
"It's not how good you are. It's how bad you want it" (or "Sometimes it's not about how good you are, but how bad you want it" is a motivational saying that has…
“Sometimes it’s you and your coffee against the world”
"Sometimes it's you and your coffee against the world" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. Authorship of the saying is unknown. "Sometimes it’s you and…
“Sometimes opening your eyes may be the most painful thing you ever have to do”
"Sometimes opening your eyes may be the most painful thing you ever have to do" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying probably originated on a meme in December…
“Sometimes reasonable men must do unreasonable things”
Marvin Heemeyer (1951-2004) had a dispute with the town of Granby, Colorado, and he didn't see any way that it was being resolved. He bought a bulldozer (dubbed the "Killdozer") and…
“Sometimes someone unexpected comes into your life outta nowhere, makes your heart race…”
"Sometimes someone unexpected comes into your life outta nowhere, makes your heart race and changes you forever... We call these people cops" is a jocular saying that has been printed on…
“Sometimes the best medicine grows from weeds”
"Sometimes the best medicine grows from weeds" is a saying that has been printed on several images. "Sometimes the best medicine grows from weeds" (shown on an image) was posted…