“Some people say I’m crazy because I talk to my food. My sauces tell me otherwise”
"Sources" can sound like "sauces." "RT @sickijokes: Some people say I'm crazy because I talk to my food....... My sauces tell me otherwise" was posted on Twitter…
"Sources" can sound like "sauces." "RT @sickijokes: Some people say I'm crazy because I talk to my food....... My sauces tell me otherwise" was posted on Twitter…
"Some people want to check government spending and some people want to spend government checks" was a favorite line of Ronald Reagan (1911-2004). According to Reagan, the Republicans want…
"Some people won't try bacon for religious reasons. I won't try religion for bacon reasons" is a bacon saying that has been printed on many images. “@CheThinks: Some people…
"Some people wouldn't know tyranny if it covered their faces, locked them in their homes, enacted the biggest wealth transfer in history, censored them, made them show papers and force…
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic resulted in lockdowns/quarantines. "Some people write lockdown because they can't spell kwarinteen" was posted on Facebook by Äł Bina on April…
"Some pumpkins" or "some punkins" means something impressive or something of importance. The term became popular in 1840s in the United States. "The people of Western…
"Some pumpkins" or "some punkins" means something impressive or something of importance. The term became popular in 1840s in the United States. "The people of Western…
"Some things are better left unsaid, but I'll probably get drunk and say them anyway" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Some things are better left…
"Some things in life are okay to be left unfinished. Wine is not one of them" is a saying that has been printed on several images. Authorship is unknown. "there are some things in…
"Somewhere in Texas a Village Is Missing Its Idiot" appeared on T-shirts and bumper stickers in 2000, as George W. Bush ran for president. The term "village idiot" has been in…
"Some women want to be wined and dined, I want to be margarita’d and taco’d" is a jocular saying that has been printed on several images. "Some women want to be wined and dined.…
"Wonton" spelled backwards is "notnow" ('not now"). This is sometimes made into a joke that women -- especially Jewish women -- like to avoid having sex. "Here is…
"Somebody broke into my house yesterday and stole all my lamps. I was delighted" is a jocular saying. "What happened to the electrian when the power went out? He was…
Jerry Garcia (1942-1995), an American musician and member of the Grateful Dead band, supported efforts in 1988 to save the world's rain forests. On September 13, 1988, at the United Nations…
A popular joke is someone giving away a free air guitar (an imaginary guitar) -- no strings attached! "For sale!!.. Air guitar.. sensible offers please, no strings attached!! ha ha" was…
Hellmann's is a popular brand of mayonnaise. There are, of course, "hell man" jokes. "My girlfriend just threw mayonnaise at me, what the Hellman" was posted on Twitter by…
"They need to make a beer called 'Occasionally', so when I tell people that I only drink occasionally, they wont judge me" is a joke that was posted on Twitter on August 24,…
“He said, ‘You remind me of a pepper pot.’ I said, ‘I’ll take that as a condiment’” is a joke that has been told by many British comedians. There are other condiment variations.…
Pete Rose was a fiercely competitive baseball player. In an interview with Esquire magazine that was published in 1974, Rose said: "Winning is the only thing. Somebody's gotta win and…
"Someday is not a day of the week" is a saying that has been printed on many posters. If something is schedule to be completed "someday," that often means "never."…