“Supposedly Mercury is in Gatorade or some shit”
"Mercury is in Gatorade" is a joke that has been printed on many images. The phrase is a joke on the astrological saying about the planet Mercury that "Mecury is in retrograde."…
Alphebetical for "s"
“Supposedly there’s a style of rice shaped pasta, orzo I’m told”
Entry in progress -- BP Wikipedia: OrzoOrzo (/ˈɔːrzoʊ, ˈɔːrtsoʊ/, Italian: [ˈɔrdzo]; from Italian for ''barley'', from Latin hordeum), also known as risoni (pronounced…
“Supposedly, this cow was farting a lot and ruining the environment. So I ate it. You’re welcome”
"Supposedly, this cow was farting a lot and ruining the environment. So I ate it. You're welcome. Be a Hero. Eat Meat" is a jocular saying that has been printed on several images. An…
“Sure every trip to the grocery store costs twice as much as it used to but hey…”
Many people say that grocery prices keep increasing. This was posted on X/Twitter by collin on July 30, 2022, and received over 191,700 likes: "sure every trip to the grocery store costs twice…
“Sure Happy It’s Thursday” (“shit” backronym); “So Happy It’s Thursday, Friday Is Tomorrow”
"Thank God It's Friday" (TGIF) had led to other acronymns. "So/Sure Happy It's Thursday" is a backronym (back acronym) of the word "shit" that has been…
“Sure sex is great, but have you ever made the perfect amount of pasta?”
Sex is cool/great, but have you ever cooked the perfect amount of pasta? This food meme has had many variations. "Ya sex is tight but have you ever made the perfect amount of spaghetti?"…
“Sure sex is great, but have you ever paid off your credit card?”
For many people, paying off a credit card is a great feeling -- even better than sex. "Yeah sex is cool but have you ever paid off your entire credit card?" was posted on X/Twitter by…
“Sure sex is great, but have you ever put just the right amount of cream in your coffee?”
Sex is cool/great, but have you ever cooked the perfect amount of pasta? This food meme has had many variations. "Ya sex is tight but have you ever made the perfect amount of spaghetti?"…
“Sure you can trust the government—just ask an Indian”
"Sure you can trust the government -- just ask an Indian" is a saying that has been printed on gift items such as bumper stickers and T-shirts since at least 1998. The authorship of the…
“Sure, I’ll drink more water. Provided it’s frozen and surrounded by alcohol”
"Sure, I'll drink more water. Provided it's frozen and surrounded by alcohol" is a jocular saying that has been printed on several images. "I like to drink my recommended 2…
“Surely, not everybody was kung-fu fighting”
"Surely, not everybody was kung-fu fighting" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The joke is on the song "Kung Fu Fighting" (1974) by Carl Douglas, which…
“Surfing the Internet”
The term "surfing the Internet" was written by American programmer Mark P. McCahill to a newsgroup on February 24, 1992. However, the term was popularized by New York librarian Jean…
“Surprise your girlfriend this Valentine’s Day. Introduce her to your wife!”
Men sometimes plan a surprise for a loved one on Valentine's Day. "Surprise your girlfriend this Valentine's Day. Introduce her to your wife!" is a jocular Valentine's Day…
“Surround yourself with coffee, not negativity”
"Surround yourself with coffee, not negativity" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "Surround yourself with coffee not negativity" was posted on Twitter by…
“Surround yourself with nachos, not negativity”
"Nachos not negativity" is a food saying that has been printed on many images. "Nachos, not negativity" was posted on Twitter by Heebie Jeevesies on December 7, 2015. "Life…
“Surround yourself with people who feed your soul, not eat it”
"Be around people/those who feed your soul, not eat it" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Be around people who feed your soul, not eat it.…
“Surround yourself with people who have issues. Because people who have issues also have alcohol”
"Surround yourself with people who have issues. Because people who have issues always have alcohol" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Surround yourself with…
“Surround yourself with people who have issues. Because people who have issues always have alcohol”
"Surround yourself with people who have issues. Because people who have issues always have alcohol" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Surround yourself with…
“Surround yourself with people who have issues. Because people who have issues always have booze”
"Surround yourself with people who have issues. Because people who have issues always have alcohol" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Surround yourself with…
“Surround yourself with pizza, not negativity”
"Surround yourself with pizza, not negativity" is a pizza saying that has been printed on many images. "surround yourself with pizza not negativity" was posted on Twitter by…