“Strike the next question” (Texas lawyer joke)
A dumb lawyer, on the verge of asking a stupid question, interrupted himself and said: "Your Honor, I'd like to strike the next question." There's nothing particularly Texan…
A dumb lawyer, on the verge of asking a stupid question, interrupted himself and said: "Your Honor, I'd like to strike the next question." There's nothing particularly Texan…
"Who do I talk to about renaming cheese to be 'milk jerky'?" was posted on Twitter by Alex Pasco on August 14, 2008. "Cheese is milk jerky" was posted on Twitter by…
"String cheese is the sexiest of the cheeses. It's like you get to undress it" is a jocular saying about string cheese and its packaging. The line was posted by "Nic…
"Tight for control, loose for power" is an adage for stringing a tennis racket or racquetball racquet, cited in print since at least 1983. The theory is that looser strings result in…
A "strip mall" doesn't have anything to do with "stripping," but it might sound like it does. "James: 'strip mall sounds cooler than it actually is'"…
A "strip mall" doesn't have anything to do with "stripping," but it might sound like it does. "James: 'strip mall sounds cooler than it actually is'"…
A "strip mall" doesn't have anything to do with "stripping," but it might sound like it does. "James: 'strip mall sounds cooler than it actually is'"…
A "strip mall" doesn't have anything to do with "stripping," but it might sound like it does. "James: 'strip mall sounds cooler than it actually is'"…
OnlyFans is a British content subscription service; it is popular with sex workers. OnlyFans has nothing to do with fans that generate wind, but there are jokes. "stripper bitches don’t got…
OnlyFans is a British content subscription service; it is popular with sex workers. OnlyFans has nothing to do with fans that generate wind, but there are jokes. "stripper bitches don’t got…
U.S. President Bill Clinton was politically weakened in 1998 as a result on the Monica Lewinsky sex scandal. Clinton decided to bypass Congress and issue executive orders. Clinton aide Paul Begala…
Stromboli (an Italian-American turnover of cheeses and cold cuts) has been compared to Hot Pockets (an American brand of microwaveable turnovers). "Stromboli. It's like a freshly prepared…
Stromboli (an Italian-American turnover of cheeses and cold cuts) has been compared to Hot Pockets (an American brand of microwaveable turnovers). "Stromboli. It's like a freshly prepared…
"Strong is the new skinny" is a fitness saying that has been printed on many posters and T-shirts."is at the gym working her ass off into a smaller version of itself. Strong is the…
"Strong people don't eat helpless animals" is a vegan saying that has been printed on many images. "Strong people don't eat helpless animals" was posted on Twitter by…
"Strong people don't put others down. They lift them up" is an inspirational saying that has been printed on many posters. "Strong people don't put other people down, they…
"Strong people stand up for themselves; stronger people stand up for others" is a popular saying that has been printed on many posters. The line is usually credited to…
Entry in progress -- B.P. Wikipedia: Keith BontragerKeith Bontrager (/bɒnˈtreɪɡər/; born December 18, 1954) is a motorcycle racer who became a pioneer in the development of the modern mountain…
'Stuck on stupid" is said of someone who makes the same mistakes. The term appears frequently in politics, used by someone critical of a politician, a political party or a government.…
Many people take our large student loans to afford to go to college. "College is the new indentured servitude" was posted on Twitter by Steven★★★☆☆Sanders on August 18, 2008.…