The U.S. president usually pardons two turkeys right before Thanksgiving. A joke about this is that a president cannot pardon a turkey for state-level crimes. "Quick reminder, Trump can’t…
"Remember/Reminder, your liver is stronger than your heart. It's safer to get drunk than to fall in love" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Authorship of the saying…
A statement about communism was posted on X/Twitter -- now no longer available -- by Mystery Grove Publishing Co. @MysteryGrove on September 15, 2021: "Reminder: Communism is when ugly…
"Rendebooze" (rendezvous + booze) is a portmanteau word that has been
"Living quarters" is not the same term as a "quarter" that equals twenty-five cents. However, a hotel pun involving "quarters" has been popular since the 1890s.…
"Rent, Bills, Cinco De Mayo, Mother's Day, and Memorial Day weekend… Who Tf put this month together?" is a May saying that has been printed on many images. "Cinco de mayo,…
"Repetition makes reputation, and reputation makes customers" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "It's repetition that makes reputation in the coal business"…
"Replace excuses with effort, replace laziness with determination, and everything will fall into place" is a motivational saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was…
Entry in progress -- B.P. PoynterGone Fishin’: Why vacations matterby Chip ScanlanPublished June 18, 2007 10:09 am(...)Writers are never on vacation. Deadlines loom even when you’re sitting on…
"Congress is like 2 drunks arguing the bar bill on the Titanic" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The RMS Titanic passenger liner struck an iceberg and sank on April 15,…
"Repubicans are red, Democrats are blue, neither one (of them) gives a damn/fuck/shit about you" is a political version of the "Roses Are Red" poem that has been printed on many…
"Repubicans are red, Democrats are blue, neither one (of them) gives a damn/fuck/shit about you" is a political version of the "Roses Are Red" poem that has been printed on many…
"Repubicans are red, Democrats are blue, neither one (of them) gives a damn/fuck/shit about you" is a political version of the "Roses Are Red" poem that has been printed on many…
U.S. President Ronald Regan (1911-2004) said in September 1984, at Union-Endicaott High School (Endicott, NY): "The main difference between ourselves and the other side is: We see an America…
Libertarian presidential candidate Harry Browne (1933-2006) said in October 2005, "Republicans campaign like Libertarians and govern like Democrats." That is, Republicans campaign on a…
Political commentator David Frum posted on Twitter on August 10, 2010: "More proof of my longtime thesis, Repub pols fear the GOP base; Dem pols hate the Dem base." The saying is usually…
U.S. presidential elections are held the first Tuesday in November. A joke has voters being told that "Republicans vote on Tuesday, Democrats vote on Wednesday," or "Democrats vote…
MSNBC news host Chris Matthews said in October 2007, "Republicans want a leader! The Democrats always want a meeting." That is, the Republicans want a leader who makes the decisions for…
"Research has shown that laughing for 2 minutes is just as healthy as a 20 minute jog. So now I‘m in the park laughing at all the joggers" is a jocular saying that has been printed on…
"Researchers discover that bombing people causes them to hate you" is a saying that has been printed on an image. "Researchers Discover That Bombing People Causes Them to Hate…