"Please be patient with the bartender/server. Even a toilet can handle/serve only one asshole at a time" is a sign at bars and restaurants that has been shown on many images.…
"Please be patient. I'm screwing things up as fast as I can" is a jocular one-line work saying that has been printed on several images. "Hey guys..please be patient. I'm…
When someone asks for a screwdriver, a person might respond, "What type of screwdriver?" A screwdriver cocktail was probably not requested, but this joke was posted on Twitter by…
At a fast food restaurant's drive thru, a person might want to say "Cheeseburger, please," but it might come out as "Pleaseburger, cheese" (or "Please burger,…
"Please do not ever speak to me about math. I have moved on" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Many people struggle with math in school, and then are happy never…
"Please do not ever speak to me about math. I have moved on" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Many people struggle with math in school, and then are happy never…
"Please don't shoot the piano player. He is doing his best" was a sign in western saloons and churches from the 1870s. The sign was cited in publications from February 1879 and…
"Please do not smile at strangers" is a New York City subway sign that has been printed on many images. The sign was installed by art students in February 2011 in Manhattan at the 14th…
"Please do not ever speak to me about math. I have moved on" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Many people struggle with math in school, and then are happy never…
"Please don't hit me. I'm not 100% sure of my coverage" is a jocular saying that has been printed on bumper stickers. "Get a bumper sticker that says " please…
"Please don't hit me. I'm not 100% sure of my coverage" is a jocular saying that has been printed on bumper stickers. "Get a bumper sticker that says " please…
"Please don't honk at me. I'll cry" (also "If you honk at me, I will cry" and "Please don't honk at me. I'm probably already crying") is a bumper…
"Please don't honk at me. I'll cry" (also "If you honk at me, I will cry" and "Please don't honk at me. I'm probably already crying") is a bumper…
"Please don't park too close. I'm fat" is a car sticker saying that has been printed on many images. "I'm Fat. So Don't Park CLOSE!!!!!!" (shown on a car…
"Please don't throw your cigarette ends on the floor. The cockroaches are getting cancer" is a jocular instruction that has been printed on many signs. “Please don’t throw…
One point made by people against vaccinations (such as Covid-19 vaccinations), is that unvaccinated is the "default" state. People were born that way. "Don't discriminate…
"Please drink responsibly, but tip recklessly" is a saying at many bars and restaurants. "Drink responsibly, tip recklessly" has been printed on many shirts. The jocular saying…
People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA) is an animal rights organization, founded in 1980. "Please Eat The Activist" is a PETA backronym (back acronym) that has been cited in…
"My Dear Aunt Sally" (MDAS) is a math mnemonic for the order operations: Multiplication-Division-Addition-Subtraction. "My Dear Aunt Sally" has been cited in print since at…
A haiku joke has been printed on many images: "help me, i am trappedin a haiku factorysave me, before they" The haiku was posted on tumblr by r0wdyruff in December 2012. "Help!…