“If the safety’s on, you’re good as gone”
The American adult animated sitcom South Park aired a program about guns on December 9, 2015, titled "PC Principal: Final Justice." Jim-Bob, a gun salesman, told customers in his gun…
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“If the Second Amendment only applies to muskets, does the First only apply to printing presses?”
In discussing the Bill of Rights, some people say that the Second Amendment (right to bear arms) implied muskets, and not modern weapons. Gun advocates have countered this argument by discussing…
“If the situation were truly hopeless, their propaganda would be truly unnecessary”
"Remember: if the situation were truly hopeless their propaganda wouldnt be necessary" was posted on Twitter by Rudolf Klein on July 22, 2020. "If the situation were truly hopeless,…
“If the sweat ain’t flying, you ain’t trying”
Many people believe that if you work out, it should end with you dripping with sweat. "If you don't sweat....you ain't doin' it right" was posted on Twitter by Scott…
“If the term ‘military grade’ impresses you, you’ve probably never been in the military”
Some people believe that "military grade" means that a product is very good. If it's good enough for the military -- where life is at stake -- it must be a quality product. However,…
“If the term ‘military grade’ impresses you, you’ve probably never been in the military”
Some people believe that "military grade" means that a product is very good. If it's good enough for the military -- where life is at stake -- it must be a quality product. However,…
“If the tinfoil hat crowd secretly runs everything, would that make them the Aluminati?”
"Tin foil hat" (from aluminum foil) is used as a stereotype for something worn by a conspiracy theorist, and several jokes mention the "Aluminati" (aluminum + Illuminati).…
“If the troops defended freedom, they’d attack the government”
"If the troops defended freedom, they'd attack the government" is a saying that has been printed on several images. "If the troops defended freedom, they'd attack the…
“If the troops defended freedom, they’d fight back against the government”
"If the troops defended freedom, they'd attack the government" is a saying that has been printed on several images. "If the troops defended freedom, they'd attack the…
“If the truth makes you uncomfortable, don’t blame the truth. Blame the lie…”
"If the truth makes you uncomfortable, don’t blame the truth. Blame the lie that made you feel comfortable" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "If the truth makes…
“If the truth offends you, it’s most likely because you are deceived”
"If the truth offends you, it's most likely because you are deceived" is a saying that has been printed on several images. "If the truth offends you, it's most likely…
“If the truth offends you, it’s mostly likely that you are deceived”
"If the truth offends you, it's most likely because you are deceived" is a saying that has been printed on several images. "If the truth offends you, it's most likely…
“If the waitress has dirty ankles, the chili will be good”
New York City-born college basketball coach and commentator Al McGuire (1928-2001) was known for his colorful language. He was quoted by Sports Illustrated in 1976: "If the waitress has dirty…
“If the weather can’t be nice for more than 2 days in a row, then neither can I”
"If the weather can't be nice for more than 2/two days in a row, then neither can I" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Bad weather often causes a bad attitude…
“If the weather can’t be nice for more than two days in a row, neither can I”
"If the weather can't be nice for more than 2/two days in a row, then neither can I" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Bad weather often causes a bad attitude…
“If the wheels aren’t turning, you’re not earning” (trucking adage)
Entry in progress -- B.P. Washington (DC) PostStoryline ⋅ The way we workThe Department of Transportation wants truckers to sleep more. Congress said no.The cromnibus temporarily rolled back some…
“If the world didn’t suck, we’d all fall off”
"If the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall…
“If the world didn’t suck, we’d all fly into space”
"If the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall…
“If the world is getting smaller, why do postal rates keep going up?”
“If the world is getting smaller, why do they keep raising the postal rates?” is a jocular saying that was printed in many 1961 newspapers. "If the world is really getting smaller, why do…
“If there are jelly beans, why aren’t there peanut butter beans?”
There are jellybeans, but no peanut butter beans. "I like jelly beans, but infinitely better would be peanut butter beans" was posted on Twitter by Ben Cobb on April 4, 2011. "Ok I…