“I’m just a girl, standing in front of a Tuesday, asking it to be a Friday”
"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a Tuesday, asking it to be a Friday" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "I'm also just a girl, standing in…
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“I’m just a man, a man struggling to open a plastic vegetable bag at the grocery store”
The plastic vegetable bags at supermarkets are sometimes difficult to open, especially for men who are unfamiliar with them. "I'm just a man, a man struggling to open a plastic vegetable…
“I’m just going to pour myself a bottle of wine and call it a day”
"I'm just going to pour myself a bottle of wine and call it a day" and "...and then I was like, I'm just going to pour myself a bottle of wine and call it a day" have…
“I’m just here for the beer”
"I'm just here for the beer" is a popular T-shirt slogan. The saying has been cited in print since at least 1994. Zazzle.comI'm Just Here For The Beer! Shirt 30 October 1994,…
“I’m just here to post shit I find funny. If that offends you, just know I find that shit funny too”
"We're just here to post shit we find funny. Please know that if that offends you, we find that shit funny also" (or "We're just here to post stuff we find funny. Please…
“I’m just here to tweet shit that I find funny. Please know if I offend you, I find that shit funny”
"We're just here to post shit we find funny. Please know that if that offends you, we find that shit funny also" (or "We're just here to post stuff we find funny. Please…
“I’m just waiting to see if my coffee chooses to use its power for good or evil today”
"I'm just waiting to see if my coffee chooses to use its power(s) for good or evil today" (or "I'm just waiting to see if my coffee uses its powers for good or evil…
“I’m just waiting to see if my coffee chooses to use its powers for good or evil today”
"I'm just waiting to see if my coffee chooses to use its power(s) for good or evil today" (or "I'm just waiting to see if my coffee uses its powers for good or evil…
“I’m just waiting to see if my coffee uses its power for good or evil today”
"I'm just waiting to see if my coffee chooses to use its power(s) for good or evil today" (or "I'm just waiting to see if my coffee uses its powers for good or evil…
“I’m just waiting to see if my coffee uses its powers for good or evil today”
"I'm just waiting to see if my coffee chooses to use its power(s) for good or evil today" (or "I'm just waiting to see if my coffee uses its powers for good or evil…
“I’m just working here until a good fast food job opens up”
"I'm just working here until a good fast food job opens up" is a jocular line that has been printed on many gift items, such as T-shirts and bumper stickers. The saying has been…
“I’m kind of like the total package that got really fucked up through shipping & handling”
"I'm kinda like the total package that got fucked up through/thru shipping and handling" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. “@CynSityy: I'm kind of like…
“I’m kinda like the total package that got fucked up through shipping and handling”
"I'm kinda like the total package that got fucked up through/thru shipping and handling" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. “@CynSityy: I'm kind of like…
“I’m launching a brass instrument sex fetish site soon. I call it HornPub”
Pornhub is a Canadian-owned internet pornography website. There is no HornPub, but there are jokes. "I'm launching a brass instrument sex fetish site soon. I call it HornPub" was…
“I’m leaving Facebook! But first I’m going to post that I’m leaving Facebook”
"I’m LEAVING this group! But first I’m gonna POST about leaving this group. Then I'm gonna stick around to see what everyone thinks about me leaving this group" is a jocular…
“I’m leaving office to spend more time with my family” (political scandal excuse)
Entry in progress -- B.P. Google News Archive30 July 1976, Ottawa (Canada) Citizen, "Nobody beats Mel: How the Bad Boy of the appliance business became 'greatest promoter in the…
“I’m LEAVING this group! But first I’m gonna POST about leaving this group” (Facebook joke)
"I’m LEAVING this group! But first I’m gonna POST about leaving this group. Then I'm gonna stick around to see what everyone thinks about me leaving this group" is a jocular…
“I’m Leaving Twitter! But first I’m gonna TWEET about leaving Twitter!”
"I’m LEAVING this group! But first I’m gonna POST about leaving this group. Then I'm gonna stick around to see what everyone thinks about me leaving this group" is a jocular…
“I’m letting everyone know I’m heterosexual. So, feel free to praise me for my courage and incredible bravery”
"I'm letting everyone know I'm heterosexual. So, feel free to praise me for my courage and incredible bravery" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "JUST…
“I’m like an avocado, I’m the good kind of fat”
An avocado is said to contain “the good kind of fat.” The saying "I'm the good kind of fat" (with a picture of a avocado) has been printed on many images. "I'm like an…