“Hug your kids at home, but belt them in the car”
"Hug your kids at home, but belt them in the car" is a safety slogan that has been printed on many images. The message is somewhat politically incorrect because the second part (about…
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“Huge financial burden on board” (bumper sticker)
"Huge financial burden on board" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many bumper stickers. The bumper sticker is a joke on the "Baby On Board" bumper stickers.…
“Human milk is for baby humans. Cow milk is for baby cows. Almond milk is for baby almonds”
If cow's milk is for baby cows and human milk is for human babies, is almond milk for baby almonds? "almond milk? isnt that for baby almonds ;)" was posted on Twitter by Saint…
“Human rights: Know them, demand them, defend them”
"Human rights: Know them, demand them, defend them" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Human Rights: Know Them, Demand Them, Defend Them: Selected from United Nations…
“Human statue street performers can be made to move by taking money out of the hat”
Many street performers stay still like statues; a hat is near them for donations. A joke was credited to an email by Chris Bird in February 2017: "Human statues can also be made to move by…
“Humanity runs on coffee”
"Humanity runs on coffee" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "'Humanity runs on coffee' - Unknown" was posted on Twitter by Anthonius Andy P on…
“Humans are the only animal to drink the milk of another species”
Humans are the only animal to drink the milk of another species, and also the only animal to drink milk past infancy" is a saying that has been printed on many images. TwitterSteve…
“Humans doing the hard jobs on minimum wage while the robots write poetry and paint…”
Computers can now write poetry and paint pictures -- something human writers and artists used to do. A comment on Twitter by Karl Sharro on May 15, 2023, received over 127,300 likes: "Humans…
“Humans eat more bananas than monkeys” (joke)
People eat more bananas than monkeys. Rab Livingstone tweeted on March 2, 2015: "People in the UK eat more bananas than monkeys. In 2014 they ate 73,432,384 bananas and only 6 monkeys." A…
“Humid weather is like walking through soup”
Entry in progress -- BP yahoo! newsSouthern LivingThings Southerners Say When It's Hot Valerie Fraser LuesseMarch 20, 2017(...)It’s like walking through soup out here. The Mountain Eagle…
“Humidity is a natural moisturizer”
Humidity has been called the "natural moisturizer" or "nature's moisturizer" or "God's moisturizer," especially in the American South. "I always claimed…
“Humidity is God’s moisturizer”
Humidity has been called the "natural moisturizer" or "nature's moisturizer" or "God's moisturizer," especially in the American South. "I always claimed…
“Humidity is nature’s moisturizer”
Humidity has been called the "natural moisturizer" or "nature's moisturizer" or "God's moisturizer," especially in the American South. "I always claimed…
“Humidity: nature’s moisturizer”
Humidity has been called the "natural moisturizer" or "nature's moisturizer" or "God's moisturizer," especially in the American South. "I always claimed…
“Humility is not thinking less of yourself, it’s thinking of yourself less”
"Humility is not thinking less of yourself, it’s thinking of yourself less" is a saying that has been printed on many images It has frequently been credited to Irish author C. S. Lewis…
“Hummus is just chickpea guacamole”
Guacamole (an avocado-based dip/spread) is often compared to hummus (a chickpea-based dip/spread). "'Guacamole is like the hummus of Mexicans.' - @MonstroCafe…
“Hummus is just Greek guacamole”
Guacamole (an avocado-based dip/spread) is often compared to hummus (a chickpea-based dip/spread). "'Guacamole is like the hummus of Mexicans.' - @MonstroCafe…
“Hummus is just Jewish guacamole”
Guacamole (an avocado-based dip/spread) is often compared to hummus (a chickpea-based dip/spread). "'Guacamole is like the hummus of Mexicans.' - @MonstroCafe…
“Hummus is Mediterranean guacamole”
Guacamole (an avocado-based dip/spread) is often compared to hummus (a chickpea-based dip/spread). "'Guacamole is like the hummus of Mexicans.' - @MonstroCafe…
“Hummus is really just pita butter”
Hummus and pita bread is, to some people, like peanut butter on sliced bread (or a roll). "Pita butter" sounds like "peanut butter." "New word for hummus: pita butter.…