“God bless Texas” (“God blessed Texas”)
"God bless Texas" is a phrase that can be seen on many Texas gift items -- the phrase can even be purchased for a Texas special license plate. The official Texas state song, "Texas,…
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“God bless West, Texas” (West, Texas slogan)
The city of West, Texas, had an explosion at the West Fertilizer Plant on April 17, 2013; at least 15 people died and 200 were injured. The slogan "God bless West" was printed on many…
“God couldn’t be everywhere, so he created grandmothers”
"God can't/couldn't be everywhere, so he created mothers" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Bohemian Jewish writer.Leopold Kompert wrote the saying in his ghetto…
“God couldn’t be everywhere, so he created mothers”
"God can't/couldn't be everywhere, so he created mothers" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Bohemian Jewish writer.Leopold Kompert wrote the saying in his ghetto…
“God created Brooklyn” (joke)
"God created Brooklyn is a humorous story that has been cited in print since at least 2011. Google Groups: Brooklyn Prep Class of 1969Fw: god created Brooklynfrank killea 2/20/11And God…
“God created Gentiles so there’d be somebody to buy retail”
An old Jewish joke is that Jewish people "don't buy retail." I Can Get It for You Wholesale is the title of a 1937 novel by Jerome Weidman and a 1962 Broadway musical that starred…
“God created man and woman, Democrats created the rest”
"God created man and woman. Democrats created all the other genders" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "GOD CREATED MAN AND WOMAN - DEMOCRATS CREATED THESE…
“God created man and woman. Democrats created all the other genders”
"God created man and woman. Democrats created all the other genders" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "GOD CREATED MAN AND WOMAN - DEMOCRATS CREATED THESE…
“God created man. Then God created woman. Then Democrats created all the other genders”
"God created man and woman. Democrats created all the other genders" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "GOD CREATED MAN AND WOMAN - DEMOCRATS CREATED THESE…
“God didn’t call you to a playground, but a battleground”
"God didn't call you to a playground, but a battleground" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "God didn’t call you to a playground but a battleground.…
“God first, family second, career third” (Mary Kay)
"God first, family second, career third" was a belief of Mary Kay Ash (1915-2001), the Dallas-based founder of the Mary Kay cosmetics company. Her third priority (career) certainly did…
“God gave us 2 hands so we can pet 2 dogs at once”
"God gave us two hands so we can pet two dogs at once" is a saying that has been printed on many images. An older "two hands" saying, "God has given us two hands, one to…
“God gave us Mondays to punish us for the things we did over the weekend”
"God gave us Mondays to punish us for the things we did over the weekend" is a Monday saying that has been printed on several images. "@iThinkTeen: God gave us Mondays to punish us…
“God gave us two hands so we can pet two dogs at once”
"God gave us two hands so we can pet two dogs at once" is a saying that has been printed on many images. An older "two hands" saying, "God has given us two hands, one to…
“God gives every bird its food, but does not throw it into the nest”
"God gives every bird its food, but does not throw it into the nest" is a popular proverb, meaning that God provides, but one must still work hard. The saying was printed as a Danish…
“God has finally answered my prayers for winning the $15 million lottery. The answer is no”
Many people pray to win the lottery. "GOD FINALLY ANSWERED MY PRAYERS FOR WINNING 15 MILLIONS DOLLARS LOTTERY. THE ANSWER IS 'NO'" was posted on Twitter by αqυα on June 27,…
“God helps those whom God has helped”
"God helps those who help themselves" is an old proverb (not in the Bible, as many assume) that means that God rewards people who help themselves by their hard labors. "God helps…
“God is a frequency that exists within you. Tune in”
"God is a frequency. Stay tuned" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "God is a frequency. Stay tuned.~Alan Cohen" was posted on Twitter by Surendra Jain on April…
“God is a frequency. Stay tuned”
"God is a frequency. Stay tuned" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "God is a frequency. Stay tuned.~Alan Cohen" was posted on Twitter by Surendra Jain on April…
“God is good. God is great. Thank you, Lord, for the Lone Star State”
"God is good. God is great. Thank you, Lord, for the Lone Star State" is a Texas saying that has been printed on many images. Authorship is unknown. "God is good/ God is great/ Thank…