“Donut implies the existence of dobolt”
There are nuts and bolts, so some people believe there should be doughnuts and dobolts (or donuts and dobolts). "What if Doughnut was Doughbolt, Doughwedge or Doughspanner" was posted on…
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“Donut implies the existence of don’tnut”
"Donuts" are not "do nuts," but some people think there should be "donotnuts" or "don'tnuts" (for "do not nuts" or "don't…
“Donut implies the existence of donotnut”
"Donuts" are not "do nuts," but some people think there should be "donotnuts" or "don'tnuts" (for "do not nuts" or "don't…
“Donut or donotnut. There is no trynut”
"Donuts" are not "do nuts," but some people think there should be "donotnuts" or "don'tnuts" (for "do not nuts" or "don't…
“Donut worry, be happy” (“Doughnut worry, be happy”)
"Donut worry, be happy" -- a pun on "don't worry, be happy" -- is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Donut worry. Be happy" was posted on the…
“Donuts are healthier than crystal meth”
"Bacon is healthier than crystal meth," "Donuts are healthier than crystal meth," "Pizza is healthier than crystal meth" and "Tacos are healthier than crystal…
“Donuts are just dessert bagels”
Donuts/Doughnuts have been compared to bagels. "doughnuts = dessert bagels" was posted on Twitter by Stu Ruston on January 3, 2021. "'donuts are dessert bagels'-…
“Donuts before bronuts”
"Donuts before bronuts" is a jocular donut saying that has been printed on many images. Donuts are preferred over men ("bronuts"). “@ReidLeighton: Donuts before bronuts.…
“DoorDash be like… $8.93 for your meal + delivery fee $3.99 = Total: $847.32”
DoorDash delivery brings food to a customer's door. People like the convenience, but not the prices. This was posted on X/Twitter by RELL⭕️ on August 24, 2020: "DoorDash be like...…
“DoorDash delivery prices will make you open the fridge a few more times”
DoorDash delivery brings food to a customer's door. People like the convenience, but not the prices. This was posted on X/Twitter by RELL⭕️ on August 24, 2020: "DoorDash be like...…
“DoorDash prices make u wanna dig in yo ass & eat the same shit from last night!”
DoorDash delivery brings food to a customer's door. People like the convenience, but not the prices. This was posted on X/Twitter by RELL⭕️ on August 24, 2020: "DoorDash be like...…
“DoorDash prices so high it make u wanna dig in yo a$$ and eat what u had last night”
DoorDash delivery brings food to a customer's door. People like the convenience, but not the prices. This was posted on X/Twitter by RELL⭕️ on August 24, 2020: "DoorDash be like...…
“DOS is for those who want to know why their computer doesn’t work”
An operating system joke was posted on the newsgroup de.comm.infosystems.www.servers by Nikolaus Rath on March 5, 2001: "Macs are for those who don't want to know why their computer…
“Dosas are just a vehicle for chutney”
Dosa (a thin pancake or crepe) is often eaten with chutney. Many Indian foods have been called a "vehicle for chutney." "What is a dosa, if not a vehicle for tamarind chutney?"…
“Double chocolate cookies are brownies”
Double chocolate cookies have been compared to brownies. "I guess these double chocolate chunk cookies are going to end up as a brownie???" was posted on Twitter by french fry on January…
“Doubt kills more dreams than failure ever will”
"Doubt kills more dreams than failure ever will" is a motivational saying that has been printed on many posters. The saying was on the Truth Is Crying blog on August 18, 2008: "Have…
“Doughnut implies the existence of doughbolt”
There are nuts and bolts, so some people believe there should be doughnuts and dobolts (or donuts and dobolts). "What if Doughnut was Doughbolt, Doughwedge or Doughspanner" was posted on…
“Doughnuts are healthier than crystal meth”
"Bacon is healthier than crystal meth," "Donuts are healthier than crystal meth," "Pizza is healthier than crystal meth" and "Tacos are healthier than crystal…
“Doughnuts are just dessert bagels”
Donuts/Doughnuts have been compared to bagels. "doughnuts = dessert bagels" was posted on Twitter by Stu Ruston on January 3, 2021. "'donuts are dessert bagels'-…
“Doughs before bros” (“Doughs over bros”)
"Doughs before bros" (or "Doughs over bros") is a doughnut/cookie/cake saying that has been printed on many images. "Belated blog-update. Doughs Before Bros" was…