"Coffee -- Because fuck waking up, fuck work, fuck mornings fuck people... Mmmmmmmm coffee" is a jocular coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "COFFEE. Because fuck…
"Coffee -- because punching people is frowned upon" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "Ahhhhh COFFEE!!!!! Preventing me from punching some people dead in the…
"Coffee -- because punching people is frowned upon" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "Ahhhhh COFFEE!!!!! Preventing me from punching some people dead in the…
"Coffee -- It's why you got out of bed today" (or "Coffee is why I got out of bed today") is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "#Coffee it’s why…
"Coffee -- my hot friend I was telling you about" is a jocular coffee saying that has been printed on an image. "Sleep & I aren’t talking. She’s mad cause I spend too much…
"Coffee -- the vodka of morning" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "Espresso is the vodka of the morning...cheers yall" was posted on Twitter by pat on…
"Coffee -- When you don't want to do anything, but you still want to look like you're thinking about doing something" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images.…
"Coffee -- when your brain needs a hug" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "'When your brain needs a hug' by @yoyoha…
"Coffee – because most people frown on alcohol first thing in the morning" is a jocular one-line coffee saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on Twitter by…
"Coffee (n.): A magical substance that turns 'Leave me alone or die' into 'Good morning, honey!'" (or "Coffee (n.): A dark magical substance that turns…
"Coffee (n.): A magical substance that turns 'Leave me alone or die' into 'Good morning, honey!'" (or "Coffee (n.): A dark magical substance that turns…
Coffee (n): an attitude adjustment in a mug" is a coffee definition that has been printed on many images. "Coffee..... its an 8am attitude adjustment in a cup" was posted on Twitter…
"Coffee" has been defined as "break fluid" -- a pun on the terms "coffee break" and "brake fluid." The saying is sold on coffee mugs (of course) and has been…
"Coffee (n): survival juice" is a jocular coffee definition that has been printed on may images. "Lovin' coffee...aka survival juice" was posted on Twitter on September 10,…
"Coffee (n): the person upon whom one coughs" is a jocular definition that has been cited in print since at least 2005. WPM Invitational (often confused with the Washington Post) has this…
"Alcohol/ Beer/ Bourbon/ Coffee/ Gin/ Liquor/ Red wine/ Tequila/ Vodka/ Wine (noun): The glue holding this shitshow together" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The various…
"Friday & Coffee are my two favorite words" (or "Coffee & Friday are my two favorite words") is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Friday! Coffee!…
"Coffee & Vitamin Sea are food for the soul" is a saying that has been printed on several images (showing a coffee cup/pot by a body of water). "#Coffee and Vitamin #Sea are Food…
"Coffee and friends are/make the perfect blend" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. " Coffee and Friends Are The Perfect Blend" was posted on Twitter by MN…
"Coffee and friends are/make the perfect blend" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. " Coffee and Friends Are The Perfect Blend" was posted on Twitter by MN…