“For every human illness, there exists a plant which is the cure”
"For every human illness, there exists a plant which is the cure" (also slightly longer as, "For every human illness, somewhere in the world there exists a plant which is the…
“In the two party system, the after party is the one you want to attend”
The two-party political system doesn't consist of the party and the after-party, but there are jokes. In a 2009 commercial for Dos Equis beer titled "The Most Interesting Man in the World…
“Where do spiders seek health advice?”/“WebMD.”
WebMD is an online publisher of medical information. It has nothing to do with spider webs, but there are jokes. "Where do spiders go for medical advice? Charlotte's WebMD" was…
“Where do spiders go for medical advice?”/“WebMD.”
WebMD is an online publisher of medical information. It has nothing to do with spider webs, but there are jokes. "Where do spiders go for medical advice? Charlotte's WebMD" was…
“We don’t let athletes bet on games they have the ability to influence. Why do we allow congress…”
"We don't let athletes bet on games they have the ability to influence... why do we allow congress to invest in companies they regulate!" was posted on Facebook by Jeffery H Foulks…
“I hate when people say you don’t need alcohol to have fun. You don’t need running shoes to run”
"I hate when people say you don’t need alcohol to have fun. You don’t need running shoes to run, but it fucking helps!" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Authorship is…
“Everything in moderation. Except coffee”
"Everything in moderation. Except coffee" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "Everything in moderation... except coffee. And awesomeness. (via @heykolls)"…
“Everything in moderation. Except bacon”
"Everything in moderation. Except bacon" is a bacon saying that has been printed on many images. "RT @Owtlaw: 'Everything in moderation.' #FreeAdvice // except bacon"…
“If your idea of helping others first requires taking someone’s property…”
"If your idea of helping others first requires taking someone’s property, then isn’t your idea morally bankrupt?" is an anti-government (anti-tax) saying that has been printed on…
“The Lord giveth and the Internal Revenue Service taketh away”
"The Lord gave and the Lord has taken away" is in Job 1:21 of the Bible. "The Lord giveth and the government/IRS taketh away" is a jocular one-line saying that has been printed…
“The Lord giveth and the government taketh away”
"The Lord gave and the Lord has taken away" is in Job 1:21 of the Bible. "The Lord giveth and the government/IRS taketh away" is a jocular one-line saying that has been printed…
“Remember, the ones really in control are never elected”
"Remember, the ones really in control are never elected" is a saying that has been printed on several images. That is, wealthy individuals and corporations are in power, and there are…
“Chiropractors are technically crack dealers”
A joke has it that chiropractors are "crack" addicts/dealers. "Chiropractors are like crack dealers. Feels good til it wears off and I'm making another appointment..." was…
“Chiropractors are technically crack addicts”
A joke has it that chiropractors are "crack" addicts/dealers. "Chiropractors are like crack dealers. Feels good til it wears off and I'm making another appointment..." was…
“If nature didn’t make it, don’t take it”
"If nature didn't make it, don't take it" is a health saying that has beenprinted on many images. The saying is usually attributed to Alfredo Darrington Bowman (1933-2016), also…
“Stop blaming your poor life choices on capitalism”
"Stop blaming your poor life choices on capitalism" is a saying that has been printed on several images. Some people want collective responsibility for their own failures. The saying…
“Without cops, politicians would just be guys with bad opinions”
"Without cops, politicians would just be guys with bad opinions" (shown on an image) was posted on Facebook by Anarcho-MemeCapistan on January 2, 2020. That is, the police help legitimize…
“I don’t care which party is in control. I just don’t want to be controlled”
"I don't care which party is in control. I (just) don't want to be controlled" is a political saying that has been printed on many images. "I DON'T CARE WHICH PARTY IS…
Libertarian Party Platform (three points on government)
David F. Nolan (1943-2010) was one of the founders of the Libertarian Party of the United States. In 1977, he wrote: "Libertarian Party Platform (Condensed Version)Regarding Government:1} We…
“All the scary things you claim would happen without the state are things that are currently…”
"All the scary things you claim would happen without the state are things that are currently happening with the state" is an anti-government saying that has been shown on an image. It was…