“Sometimes the best medicine grows from weeds”
"Sometimes the best medicine grows from weeds" is a saying that has been printed on several images. "Sometimes the best medicine grows from weeds" (shown on an image) was posted…
“Of all the martial arts, karaoke inflicts the most pain”
"Karaoke" should not be confused with "karate," but there are jokes. "Of all the martial arts, karaoke inflicts the most pain" is a jocular saying that has been…
“Licensing: When government takes away your right to do something and sells it back to you”
"Licensing: When (the) government takes away your right to do something and (then) sells it back to you" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Licensing: when government…
“Eat less from a box and more from the earth”
"Eat less from a box and more from the earth" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Eat less from a box and more from the EARTH. #wholefood…
“Please let me merge before I start crying” (bumper sticker)
"Please let me merge before I start crying" and "Bestie please let me merge" are sayings that have been printed on many bumper stickers. "Just saw a bumper sticker that…
“If I blocked you on social media and you see me in these streets, the block still applies”
"If I blocked you on social media and you see me in the streets, the block still applies in real life" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. There are several slight…
“Out of all the martial arts, karaoke inflicts the most pain”
"Karaoke" should not be confused with "karate," but there are jokes. "Of all the martial arts, karaoke inflicts the most pain" is a jocular saying that has been…
“Primenesia (noun)—When you order so much Amazon Prime that you don’t know what’s in the box”
"Primenesia” (Amazon Prime + amnesia) relates to ordering online from Amazon Prime. When the package arrives at the doorstep a day or two later, the customer often has amnesia and forgets…
“Do not let people who surround themselves with barbed wire and armed soldiers…”
"Do not let people who surround themselves with barbed wire and armed soldiers tell you that you cannot own a firearm to defend yourself" is a pro-gun saying that has been printed on an…
Amazonesia (Amazon + amnesia)
"Amazonesia" (Amazon + amnesia) relates to ordering online from Amazon.com. When the package arrives at the doorstep a day or two later, the customer often has amnesia and forgets what…
“The battle is won when the average American regards a corporate journalist…”
"The battle is won when the average American regards a corporate journalist exactly as they regard a tobacco executive" was posted on Twitter by Ukrainian-American author and podcaster…
“If you don’t know they control both the narrative and the counter narrative, you are not awake”
"If you don’t know they control both the narrative *and* the counter-narrative you’re not awake yet" was posted on Twitter by Jay Carter on October 3, 2021. "IF YOU DON'T…
Primenesia (Amazon Prime + amnesia)
"Primenesia” (Amazon Prime + amnesia) relates to ordering online from Amazon Prime. When the package arrives at the doorstep a day or two later, the customer often has amnesia and forgets…
“You can be as polite as you want. The state will still fucking kill you”
"YOU CAN BE AS POLITE AS YOU WANT. THE STATE WILL STILL FUCKING KILL YOU" (shown on an image) was posted on Twitter by Colorado Marxist on November 5, 2020. It's uncertain who…
Amazonnesia (Amazon + amnesia)
"Amazonesia" (Amazon + amnesia) relates to ordering online from Amazon.com. When the package arrives at the doorstep a day or two later, the customer often has amnesia and forgets what…
“Conservatives are progressives driving the speed limit”
"Conservatism is progressivism driving the speed limit" (also, "Conservatives are progressives driving the speed limit") is a catchphrase of Ukrainian-American author and…
“Conservatism is progressivism driving the speed limit”
"Conservatism is progressivism driving the speed limit" (also, "Conservatives are progressives driving the speed limit") is a catchphrase of Ukrainian-American author and…
“I don’t NEED drugs or alcohol to have fun. I also don’t NEED running shoes to run…”
"I hate when people say you don’t need alcohol to have fun. You don’t need running shoes to run, but it fucking helps!" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Authorship is…
“Yeah. I’m down for a two party system, the party and the after party”
The two-party political system doesn't consist of the party and the after-party, but there are jokes. In a 2009 commercial for Dos Equis beer titled "The Most Interesting Man in the World…
“For every human illness, somewhere in the world there exists a plant which is the cure”
"For every human illness, there exists a plant which is the cure" (also slightly longer as, "For every human illness, somewhere in the world there exists a plant which is the…