“Not to brag, but I’m really good at wine”
There are several "not to brag, but..." sayings about beer, coffee, tequila and wine. "Not to brag I'm pretty good at making coffee" was posted on Twitter by CoffeeBrüe…
“Not to brag, but I’m really good at drinking wine”
There are several "not to brag, but..." sayings about beer, coffee, tequila and wine. "Not to brag I'm pretty good at making coffee" was posted on Twitter by CoffeeBrüe…
“When I was a kid, there was no Internet. Sometimes people would walk miles to call me a cunt”
"When I was a kid, there was no Internet. Sometimes people would walk for miles to call me a/an asshole/bastard/bitch/cunt" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The internet…
“When I was a kid, there was no Internet. Sometimes people would walk miles to call me a bitch”
"When I was a kid, there was no Internet. Sometimes people would walk for miles to call me a/an asshole/bastard/bitch/cunt" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The internet…
“Study finds that hearing an opposing viewpoint causes no harm at all”
"Study finds that hearing an opposing viewpoint causes no real harm" is a saying that has been printed on several images. "Study finds that hearing an opposing viewpoint causes no…
“When I was a kid, there was no Internet. Sometimes people would walk miles to call me a bastard”
"When I was a kid, there was no Internet. Sometimes people would walk for miles to call me a/an asshole/bastard/bitch/cunt" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The internet…
“I squint at the sun because it is bright. I squint at people because they are not”
"We squint at the sun because it's bright. We squint at people because they're not" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "We squint at the sun because…
“We squint at the sun because it is bright. We squint at people because they are not”
"We squint at the sun because it's bright. We squint at people because they're not" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "We squint at the sun because…
“Only a matter of time before my electric bill asks me to select a tip amount”
Many expensive services expect tips. This was posted on Twitter by Simon Holland on August 30, 2022: "Only a matter of time before my electric bill asks me to select a tip amount."…
“Most people wearing the Che Guevara shirt would have been killed by Che Guevara”
An image of Argentine Marxist revolutionary, physician, writer, guerrilla leader, diplomat, and military theorist Ernesto "Che" Guevara (1928-1967) was made by Irish artist Jim…
“Life happens. Gin helps”
"Life happens. Gin helps" is a gin saying that has been printed on many images. "Life happens. Gin helps" was posted on Twitter by Menta Cafe Bar on August 28, 2015. Similar…
“I don’t like math puns. But I will make one if I half two”
"Half" is sometimes confused with "have." A joke was posted on Reddit -- Dadjokes on August 20, 2022: "I don’t like math puns. But I will make one if I half two."…
“We squint at the sun because it’s bright. We squint at people because they aren’t”
"We squint at the sun because it's bright. We squint at people because they're not" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "We squint at the sun because…
“Americans are getting stronger. 20 years ago, it took two people to carry $100 in groceries”
A popular inflation joke has needed inflated numbers, from $10 to $100. "A friend of this column thinks Americans are getting stronger as the years go by. As proof, he points out that back in…
“I squint at the sun because it’s bright. I squint at people because they’re not”
"We squint at the sun because it's bright. We squint at people because they're not" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "We squint at the sun because…
“We squint at the sun because it’s bright. We squint at people because they’re not”
"We squint at the sun because it's bright. We squint at people because they're not" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "We squint at the sun because…
“I squint at the sun because it’s bright. I squint at people because they aren’t”
"We squint at the sun because it's bright. We squint at people because they're not" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "We squint at the sun because…
“Americans are getting stronger. Twenty years ago it took 2 people to carry $10 worth of groceries”
A popular inflation joke has needed inflated numbers, from $10 to $100. "A friend of this column thinks Americans are getting stronger as the years go by. As proof, he points out that back in…
“If you have coffee with it, it counts as breakfast”
"If you have coffee with it, it counts as breakfast" is a coffee saying that has been printed on several images. "FYI: it still counts as breakfast if you have coffee with it"…
“Life happens. Vodka helps”
"Life happens. Vodka helps" is a vodka saying that has been printed on many images. "Life happens, #vodka helps" was posted on Twitter by Bar 43 on December 9, 2013. Similar…