“And here we fucking go again. I mean, good morning”
"Here we fucking go again. I mean, good morning" (or "And here we fucking go again. I mean, good morning") is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Oh for…
“Here we fucking go again. I mean, good morning”
"Here we fucking go again. I mean, good morning" (or "And here we fucking go again. I mean, good morning") is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Oh for…
“Cheers to making pour decisions”
"Cheers to (making) pour decisions" is a drinking saying that has been printed on many images. "Pour decisions" is a pun on "poor decisions." "🍀cheers to pour…
“Dom Pérignon implies the existence of Sub and Switch Pérignon”
Dom Pérignon is a brand of vintage Champagne. Dom Pérignon has nothing to do with "dominance and submission" or "dom/sub," but there are jokes. "Dom Perignon in the…
“Dom Pérignon implies the existence of Submissive Pérignon”
Dom Pérignon is a brand of vintage Champagne. Dom Pérignon has nothing to do with "dominance and submission" or "dom/sub," but there are jokes. "Dom Perignon in the…
“I’ve decided to leave my past behind. So if I owe you money, I’m sorry but I’ve moved on”
"I've decided to leave my past behind. So if I owe you money, I'm sorry but I've moved on" is a jocular saying that has been TwitterCristian…
“At the start of this new year, I am leaving my past behind me. So if I owe you some money…”
"I've decided to leave my past behind. So if I owe you money, I'm sorry but I've moved on" is a jocular saying that has been TwitterCristian…
“Smooth jazz implies the existence of chunky jazz”
There is "smooth jazz," but no "chunky jazz." Jazz is not like smooth and chunky peanut butter, but there are jokes. "The last stuff of his I heard was almost like…
“My New Year’s resolution is to not have one”
"My New Year's resolution is to not have one" is said by many people who know that they won't keep their resolutions. "New year’s resolution is not to have one" was…
“Dom Pérignon implies the existence of Sub Pérignon”
Dom Pérignon is a brand of vintage Champagne. Dom Pérignon has nothing to do with "dominance and submission" or "dom/sub," but there are jokes. "Dom Perignon in the…
“Why did Dracula pass out on New Year’s Eve?”/“There was a count down.”
A New Year's Eve riddle is: Q: Why did Dracula pass out on New Year’s Eve?A: There was a count down. "Did you hear @CountVonCount passed out on new years eve? There was a count…
“My New Year’s resolution is to procrastinate. I’ll start tomorrow”
"My New Year's resolution is to procrastinate. I'll start tomorrow" is a joke that has been printed on many images. "My new years resolution is to procrastinate less and be…
“Water, lemons and sugar are free at restaurants, but lemonade costs money”
Restaurants charge for lemonade, but water, lemons and sugar are usually free. "haha in addition lemons, sugar, and water are all free at restaurants.Therefore, lemonade should be free. That…
“A new year is unfolding—like a blossom with petals curled tightly, concealing the beauty within”
"A new year is unfolding -- like a blossom with petals curled tightly concealing the beauty within" is a new year's saying that has been printed on many images. The full passage is:…
“Stir the eggnog, lift the toddy. Happy New Year, everybody”
"Stir the eggnog, lift the toddy. Happy New Year, everybody" is a new year's saying that has been printed on many images. It's the opening of the poem "Happy New Year,…
“Birthday calories don’t count” (“Calories don’t count on your birthday”)
"Vacation calories don't count" is a popular saying. Many vacationers are advised to go off their diets to try the local foods and enjoy the vacations. "Vacation calories…
“Holiday calories don’t count”
"Holiday calories don't count" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "She (Sophia Slotnick -- ed.) noted that her way of serving sponge cake with whipped…
“Thanksgiving calories don’t count”
"Thanksgiving calories don't count" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Thanksgiving dinner is an important part of the holiday. "Calories don't count…
“Halloween calories don’t count”
"Halloween calories don't count" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. However, everyone knows that calories from all that trick-or-treat candy certainly can add…
“Christmas calories don’t count”
"Christmas calories don't count" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The saying means that one should eat, drink and be merry, and forget the calories on…