“We are not far right, just right so far. We wish we were wrong”
"I'm not far right. I'm just right so far" is a political saying that has been printed on many images. "Not far right - just Right So Far š" was posted on Twitterā¦
“Defund the politicians”
"Defund the politicians" (or "Defund politicians") is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying became popular in 2020, with the George Floyd protests andā¦
“You call me ‘Far Right’ when you should be calling me ‘Right so Far’”
"I'm not far right. I'm just right so far" is a political saying that has been printed on many images. "Not far right - just Right So Far š" was posted on Twitterā¦
“Not only did I fall off the diet wagon, I dragged it into the woods, set it on fire…”
"Not only did I fall off the diet wagon, I dragged it into the woods, set it on fire and used the insurance money to buy cupcakes/Twinkies" is a jocular saying that has been printed onā¦
“I literally wrote a book to warn you guys about this.—George Orwell”
"I literally wrote a book to warn you guys about this. -- George Orwell" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. English author George Orwell (1903-1950) didn'tā¦
“The government is good at one thing. It knows how to break your legs, and then hand you a crutch”
Entry in progress -- BP Wikiquote: Harry BrowneHarry Edson Browne (17 June 1933 ā 1 March 2006) was an American politician, libertarian writer and public speaker, and investment analyst. He wasā¦
“I continued the cycle of my own oppression today” (“I voted” sticker parody)
"I continued the cycle of my own oppression today" (made to look like the "I voted" sticker) is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying (shown on a sticker)ā¦
“It’s time for many people to be arrested suddenly”
"It is time for many people to be arrested suddenly" (or "It's time for many people to be arrested suddenly") is a saying that has been printed on many images. The COVID-19ā¦
“People can not be trusted to govern themselves, but people can be trusted to govern others”
"Sometimes it is said that man cannot be trusted with the government of himself. Can he then be trusted with the government of others?" was said by Thomas Jefferson (1743-1826) at hisā¦
“Make tax collectors birds again” (tar-and-feather)
"Make tax collectors birds again" (that is, to tar and feather them) is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Make tax collectors birds again. #TaxationIsTheft" (aā¦
“Iām just sitting here drinking coffee and making plans for world domination”
"Iām just sitting here drinking coffee and making plans for world domination" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "I'M JUST SITTING HERE DRINKING COFFEEā¦
“Tequila shots are so funny, sometimes you need the lime & other times you need to go the fuck home”
Some people can take a few tequila shots, while other people can't. This was posted on Twitter by EmotionallyBoujee on May 31, 2019: "Tequila shots are so funny, sometimes you need theā¦
“Go woke, go broke”
"Get woke, get broke" (or "Go woke, go broke") is a saying that has been printed on many images. āEverything woke turns to shitā is a related saying. Wikipedia: Woke Wokeā¦
“The average ghost is mean spirited”
"The average ghost is mean spirited" was posted on the website PunoftheDay.com on October 29, 2010. "Thereās nothing more mean spirited than the average ghost" was posted onā¦
“I refuse to bookmark a website…” (joke)
A joke about bookmarks on the internet was posted on Twitter by Andrew Nadeau on March 7, 2022, and received over 114,200 likes: "I refuse to bookmark a website. I will simply use the far moreā¦
“Sometimes your freedom is not taken away at gunpoint, but instead it is done one piece of paper…”
Cuban-American poet, diplomat and former political prisoner Armando Valladares received the Canterbury Medal from the Becket Fund for Religious Liberty, and gave this speech on May 12, 2016:ā¦
“Autocomplete is the bake of my existence”
"Autocorrect is the bake of my existence" was posted on Twitter by John Linen on April 21, 2022. "Autocomplete is the bake of my existence" was posted on Reddit -- Oneliners onā¦
“Waiter, this egg is bad!”/“Don’t blame me. I only laid the table.”
A restaurant joke is: Diner: What's wrong with these eggs I ordered? Waiter: Don't ask me. I only laid the table. "Small Girl: 'Where did the funny little eggs come from, do youā¦
“Thereās nothing more mean spirited than the average ghost”
"The average ghost is mean spirited" was posted on the website PunoftheDay.com on October 29, 2010. "Thereās nothing more mean spirited than the average ghost" was posted onā¦
“Gaslighting is not real. You’re just crazy”
"Gaslighting is not real. You're just crazy" is a jocular saying (itself "gaslighting") that has been printed on many images. "Gaslighting doesn't exist. You madeā¦