“I like long romantic walks down every aisle at Target”
Entry in progress -- BP TwitterYakubu dauda@lakefancyzkI like long romantic walks down every aisle at Target. – Unknown11:44 AM · Apr 24, 2023
“You unsubscribed from our email list. Our unsubscribe donkey, Kevin, will begin his journey…”
Unsubscribing from an email list should not be difficult, but some lists don't want people to leave. A joke was posted on Twitter by Brad Frost on October 14, 2016: "You unsubscribed from…
“You can steal my memes if you want. But I lick every one of them before I post them”
"You can steal my memes if you want. But I lick every one of them before I post them" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. An image with this saying was posted on…
“MILF Man I Love Fried rice”
"MILF Man I Love Fried rice" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "MILF" usually stands for "Mother I'd Like to Fuck." The "rice"…
“MILF Man I Love Food”
"MILF Man I Love Food" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "MILF" usually stands for "Mother I'd Like to Fuck." "Just ate at Uncle…
“The best friendships are the ones that you met at a job that neither of you work at anymore”
"The best friendships are the ones that you met at a job that neither of you work at anymore" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on Twitter by…
“I wish I was as fat as the first time I thought I was fat”
"I wish I was as thin as I actually was, back when I thought I was fat" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "My wife will often say: I wish I was as thin as I was when…
“MILF Man I Love Fried chicken”
"MILF Man I Love Fried chicken" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "MILF" usually stands for "Mother I'd Like to Fuck." The…
“Not having sex after getting drunk is a waste of alcohol, honestly”
"Not having sex after getting drunk is (just) a waste of alcohol, honestly" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "not having sex after getting drunk is just a waste of…
“I wish I were as fat as the first time I thought I was fat”
"I wish I was as thin as I actually was, back when I thought I was fat" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "My wife will often say: I wish I was as thin as I was when…
“Not having sex after getting drunk is just a waste of alcohol, honestly”
"Not having sex after getting drunk is (just) a waste of alcohol, honestly" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "not having sex after getting drunk is just a waste of…
“I wish I was as thin as I actually was, back when I thought I was fat”
"I wish I was as thin as I actually was, back when I thought I was fat" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "My wife will often say: I wish I was as thin as I was when…
“Have you tried the new ‘stop eating crap all the time’ diet?”
"Have you tried the new 'stop eating crap all the time' diet?" is a food saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on an image by Lulora.com in January…
“If you want to know how well the medical industry understands health, look at the food they serve”
"If you want to know how well the medical industry understands health, just look at the food they serve in hospitals" is a saying that has been printed on several images. Hospital food is…
“Bitchilante (n.) Being mean only to people who deserve it”
"Bitchilante (n.) Being mean only to people who deserve it" is a jocular definition that has been printed on many images. "Bitchilante" is a portmanteau of the words…
“Why did the chicken double-cross the road?”/“Because the road was on the other side.”
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. Several versions ask, "Why did the chicken double-cross the…
“I’d like to think I’m only mean to people who deserve it. Like a vigilante bitch. A bitchilante”
"Bitchilante (n.) Being mean only to people who deserve it" is a jocular definition that has been printed on many images. "Bitchilante" is a portmanteau of the words…
“WTF (Where’s The Frybread)”
"WTF (Where's The Frybread)" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "WTF" usually stands for "What The Fuck." "Dinner time. WTF?!?!…
“MILF Man I Love Frybread”
"MILF Man I Love Frybread" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "MILF" usually stands for "Mother I'd Like to Fuck." "MILF Man I Love…
“IDGAF I Don’t Give Away Frybread”
"IDGAF I Don't Give Away Frybread" is a jocular saying. "IDGAF" usually stands for "I Don't Give A Fuck." "IDGAF! -I Don't Give Away…