“The stickiest of King Arthur’s knights was Sir Up”
"Syrup" can sound like "Sir Up." "And Sir Up. he's sweet" was posted on the newsgroup alt.humor.puns on September 25, 1996. "Sir Up of Pancakes" was…
“Having 2 incomes is better than 1 when buying a home so make sure your partner is working two jobs”
"Two incomes are better than one so make sure your partner has two jobs. Follow me for more financial freedom advice" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Two…
“Which knight loved eating pancakes at the round table?”/“Sir Up.”
"Syrup" can sound like "Sir Up." "And Sir Up. he's sweet" was posted on the newsgroup alt.humor.puns on September 25, 1996. "Sir Up of Pancakes" was…
“Let Friday show you where the smiles are in life”
"Let Friday show you where the smiles are in life" is a Friday saying that has been printed on several images. The saying is from Anthony T. Hincks and has been popular since 2022.…
“You will never leave a bigger carbon footprint as the celebrities that lecture you about yours”
"You will never leave a bigger carbon footprint as/than the celebrities that lecture you about yours" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "You will never leave a bigger…
“Who was the sweetest knight at the round table?”/“Sir Up.”
"Syrup" can sound like "Sir Up." "And Sir Up. he's sweet" was posted on the newsgroup alt.humor.puns on September 25, 1996. "Sir Up of Pancakes" was…
Happy Minute (similar to “happy hour”)
Many bars and restaurants have a "happy hour." Some people have suggested a "happy munute." "Happy minute should replace hour" was published by the BBC on March 7,…
“Fishing business is simple. All you have to do is get there yesterday when the fish were biting”
Fishermen often find that the fish were biting -- yesterday. "'You Ought to Have Been Here Yesterday' is the Fisherman's Advice" was printed in the Buffalo (NY) Commercial…
“To be a successful fisherman you should get there yesterday when the fish were biting”
Fishermen often find that the fish were biting -- yesterday. "'You Ought to Have Been Here Yesterday' is the Fisherman's Advice" was printed in the Buffalo (NY) Commercial…
“To be successful at fishing, you should get there yesterday, when the fish were biting”
Fishermen often find that the fish were biting -- yesterday. "'You Ought to Have Been Here Yesterday' is the Fisherman's Advice" was printed in the Buffalo (NY) Commercial…
“Happiness is a day called Friday”
"Happiness is a day called Friday" is a Friday saying that has been printed on many images. "Happiness is a day called Friday. yeay" was posted on Twitter by Isla on October 9,…
“Be with someone who knows your coffee order”
"Be with someone who knows your coffee order" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "be with someone who knows your coffee order" was posted on Twitter by jas…
“If you think some of my tweets are ridiculous, you should see some of my life choices”
"If you think (some of) my tweets are ridiculous, you should see (some of) my life choices" is a Twitter saying. "If you think my tweets are ridiculous you should see my life…
“If you think some of my tweets are ridiculous, you should see my life choices”
"If you think (some of) my tweets are ridiculous, you should see (some of) my life choices" is a Twitter saying. "If you think my tweets are ridiculous you should see my life…
“If you think my tweets are ridiculous, you should see my life choices”
"If you think (some of) my tweets are ridiculous, you should see (some of) my life choices" is a Twitter saying. "If you think my tweets are ridiculous you should see my life…
“If you think my tweets are ridiculous, you should see some of my life choices”
"If you think (some of) my tweets are ridiculous, you should see (some of) my life choices" is a Twitter saying. "If you think my tweets are ridiculous you should see my life…
“All pets and some children must be kept on a leash” (sign)
"All pets and some children must be kept on a leash" is a jocular saying that has been printed on a sign. "ALL PETS AND SOME CHILDREN MUST BE KEPT ON A LEASH" (shown on a sign)…
“Once I started spending my own money, I realized mom was right. We do got food at home”
"Once I started spending my own money, I realized mom was right. We do have food at home" (eating at home -- and saving money -- rather than eating at a restaurant) is a jocular line that…
“Once I got a job I realized my mom was right, we did have food at home”
"Once I started spending my own money, I realized mom was right. We do have food at home" (eating at home -- and saving money -- rather than eating at a restaurant) is a jocular line that…
“Peanut butter implies the surprising existence of I Can’t Believe It’s Not Peanut Butter”
Peanut butter seemingly implies the existence of other peanut things. "There exists peanut butter but there not exists peanut margarine" was posted on Reddit -- Showerthoughts on February…