“Pleaseburger, cheese” (restaurant order, a spoonerism for “Cheeseburger, please”)
At a fast food restaurant's drive thru, a person might want to say "Cheeseburger, please," but it might come out as "Pleaseburger, cheese" (or "Please burger,…
“Please burger, cheese” (restaurant order, a spoonerism for “Cheese burger, please”)
At a fast food restaurant's drive thru, a person might want to say "Cheeseburger, please," but it might come out as "Pleaseburger, cheese" (or "Please burger,…
“Life is like a door, never trust a cow because the sun is not a tomato”
"Life is like a door, never trust a cow because the sun can't swim" is a nonsensical saying that has been printed on many images. The saying means that life doesn't always make…
“Life is like a door, never trust a cow because the sun is a tomato”
"Life is like a door, never trust a cow because the sun can't swim" is a nonsensical saying that has been printed on many images. The saying means that life doesn't always make…
Wrecking Everyone’s Future (World Economic Forum or WEF nickname)
The World Economic Forum (WEF) is based in Switzerland and founded in 1971 by Klaus Schwab. The WEF played a major role in the COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic with its promotion of the "Great…
“If your crystal meth dealer has all of their teeth, they’re the police”
"If your crystal meth dealer has all of their teeth, they're the cops/police" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Many meth users suffer from "meth mouth."…
“If your crystal meth dealer has all of their teeth, they’re the cops”
"If your crystal meth dealer has all of their teeth, they're the cops/police" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Many meth users suffer from "meth mouth."…
“White chocolate is not chocolate. It is a white lie!”
Many people insist that white chocolate is not chocolate. White chocolate is made of sugar, milk, and cocoa butter, but no cocoa solids. "Keep in mind that White Chocolate is not…
“White chocolate is not chocolate”
Many people insist that white chocolate is not chocolate. White chocolate is made of sugar, milk, and cocoa butter, but no cocoa solids. "Keep in mind that White Chocolate is not…
“If you cannot see the irony in having a gun ban enforced by men with guns…”
"If you cannot see the irony in having a gun ban enforced by men with guns, then you fail to understand why the Second Amendment was written in the first place" is a pro-gun saying that…
“Every chef on TV: Today I’m going to show you how to make something with simple ingredients everyone has…”
A popular meme shows a recipe that "every chef on TV" gives, containing "simple ingredients everyone has in their pantry." The joke is that the ingredients are not so simple.…
“Just a reminder that white chocolate is not chocolate and is in fact made of lies”
Many people insist that white chocolate is not chocolate. White chocolate is made of sugar, milk, and cocoa butter, but no cocoa solids. "Keep in mind that White Chocolate is not…
“When The Most Interesting Man in the World eats at a restaurant, the waitress tips him”
"When [X] eats at a restaurant, the waiter/waitress tips him" is a joke said about several powerful people, including American martial artist and actor Chuck Norris and Dos Equis beer…
“When The Most Interesting Man in the World eats at a restaurant, the waiter tips him”
"When [X] eats at a restaurant, the waiter/waitress tips him" is a joke said about several powerful people, including American martial artist and actor Chuck Norris and Dos Equis beer…
“When I eat at a restaurant, the waitress tips me”
"When [X] eats at a restaurant, the waiter/waitress tips him" is a joke said about several powerful people, including American martial artist and actor Chuck Norris and Dos Equis beer…
“When I eat at a restaurant, the waiter tips me”
"When [X] eats at a restaurant, the waiter/waitress tips him" is a joke said about several powerful people, including American martial artist and actor Chuck Norris and Dos Equis beer…
“When Chuck Norris eats at a restaurant, the waitress tips him”
"When [X] eats at a restaurant, the waiter/waitress tips him" is a joke said about several powerful people, including American martial artist and actor Chuck Norris and Dos Equis beer…
“When Chuck Norris eats at a restaurant, the waiter tips him”
"When [X] eats at a restaurant, the waiter/waitress tips him" is a joke said about several powerful people, including American martial artist and actor Chuck Norris and Dos Equis beer…
“Once you realize there are no calories listed on a bottle of wine, life is a lot more tolerable”
There are no calories listed on a bottle of wine, and this is just fine with many people who like to drink wine. "Once you realize there are no calories listed on a bottle of wine, the rest of…
“Once you realize there are no calories listed on a bottle of wine, the rest of your life begins”
There are no calories listed on a bottle of wine, and this is just fine with many people who like to drink wine. "Once you realize there are no calories listed on a bottle of wine, the rest of…