“The best way to save money is to go in the house and lay down”
"The best way to save money is to go in the house and lay down" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "The best way to SAVE money, is to go in the house & lay yo ass…
“The best way to save money is to go in da house and lay yo ass down”
"The best way to save money is to go in the house and lay down" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "The best way to SAVE money, is to go in the house & lay yo ass…
“Waving at the end of every Zoom call like it’s the 1800’s and a big steam ship is leaving the harbor”
Many people wave at the end of a zoom meeting. "is it normal to wave at the end of every zoom class!??" was posted on X/Twitter by Lindlee Moon Meehan on March 30, 2020. "Why do I…
“Stupidity is knowing the truth, seeing the truth but still believing the lies”
"Stupidity is knowing the truth, seeing the truth but still believing the lies" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Definition of stupid: knowing the truth, seeing the…
“Did you hear about the man who was brought in by the fashion police? They questioned him over his criminal ties”
A joke about the "fashion police" was posted on Reddit -- Dadjokes on December 23, 2015: "Did you hear about the man brought in by the Fashion Police? They questioned him over his…
“The taxpayers are sending congressmen on expensive trips abroad. It might be worth it except they keep coming back”
"The taxpayers are sending congressmen on expensive trips abroad. It might be worth it except they keep coming back" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The saying…
“War is like a vacuum cleaner that sucks tax dollars out of your pocket…”
“War is like a vacuum cleaner that sucks tax dollars out of your pocket and funnels the money directly into the pockets of the robber barons who own the weapons factories" is a saying that…
“When Harry Potter lived under the stairs it was considered child abuse. But in New York it’s considered a $3800 studio apartment”
"When Harry Potter lived under the stairs it was considered child abuse. But in New York it's considered a $3800 studio apartment" -- also said about other places, and with other…
“Be thankful we’re not getting all the government we’re paying for”
"Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying is usually credited to American vaudeville…
“Definition of stupid: Knowing the truth, seeing the truth, but still believing the lies”
"Stupidity is knowing the truth, seeing the truth but still believing the lies" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Definition of stupid: knowing the truth, seeing the…
“‘It’s just been a rough week.’—Me, in the middle of Tuesday”
"'It's been a long week.' -- Me, in the middle of Tuesday" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The work week is usually Monday through Friday.…
“Some of y’all need to go to AA meetings.. Amazon Anonymous”
"AA' meetings usually refers to Alcoholics Anonymous. However, a joke has a person addicted to shopping going to "AA" meetings -- Amazon Anonymous. Amaon is a popular online…
“If you do not know what you’re doing, neither does your enemy.—Joe Tzu”
"If you do not know what you're doing, neither does your enemy. -- Joe Tzu" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Joe Tzu" is a combination of U.S.…
“The government in this town is excellent and uses your tax dollars efficiently” (joke)
On the American political satire mockumentary television sitcom Parks and Recreation, the episode "Correspondents' Lunch" (Season 5, Episode 15) that originally aired on February 21,…
“Hard times create strong men. Strong men create good times. Good times create weak men. Weak men create hard times”
"Hard times create strong men. Strong men create good times. Good times create weak men. Weak men create hard times" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying is…
TERF (Tired of Explaining Reality to Fuckwits)
"TERF" is an acronym for "trans-exclusionary radical feminist." A variation of the TERF acronym is "Tired of Explaining Reality to Fools/Fuckwits." "TERF Tired of…
TERF (Tired of Explaining Reality to Fools)
"TERF" is an acronym for "trans-exclusionary radical feminist." A variation of the TERF acronym is "Tired of Explaining Reality to Fools/Fuckwits." "TERF Tired of…
“Never underestimate my desire to go home”
"Never underestimate my desire at any given moment to go home" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Many people are introverts and do not like parties or meetings. This…
“Facebook has taught me a couple of things. First, there are some incredibly brilliant people in the world…”
"Social media has taught me two things. First, there are some incredibly brilliant people in the world. Second, they are vastly outnumbered" is a saying that has been printed on many…
Strategic Chocolate Reserve (Strategic Petroleum Reserve + chocolate)
There is a Strategic Petroleum Reserve, and some people believe there should be a Strategic Chocolate Reserve. "I maintain a strategic chocolate reserve for just such occasions" was…