“La Croix is fruit fart water”
La Croix Sparkling Water has many flavors, but some people describe them as just a "hint" or a "suggestion" or a "concept" of a flavor. La Croix has often been…
“When ever I have a problem, I just sing. Then I know my voice is a lot worse then my problem”
Many people turn to music and sing to relieve stress. However, many of these people cannot sing. "When ever I have a Problem, I just sing. Then I know my voice is a lot worse then my…
“I suspect there will never be an edible version of Scrabble. But if there is, I’ll eat my words”
The expression "eat my words" is usually not taken literally, but there are Scrabble jokes. "I don't think there will ever be an edible version of Scrabble. Having said that,…
“Took a girl to a French restaurant. She had frogs’ legs and chicken breasts. Great personality though!”
"I was in a bar in Alicante and a women on the next table had chicken breast's and frog's leg's, but she had a good personality" is a joke that was posted on Facebook by…
“I’m ‘waved a BIC lighter at a rock concert’ years old”
The BIC disposable lighter was introduced in 1973. At rock concerts in the 1970s, people used to light them up, like a crowd with many candles. In the 2000s, people now have phone lights.…
“Put ‘eat chocolate’ at the top of your list of things to do today. That way, at least you’ll get one thing done”
"Put 'eat chocolate' at the top of your list of things to do today. That way, at least you'll get one thing done" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Eating…
“If you’ve got melted chocolate all over your hands, you’re eating it too slowly”
"If you've got melted chocolate all over your hands, you're eating it too slowly" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The long-time slogan of M&M's…
“When I’m sad I just sing, and then I realize my voice is worse than my problems”
Many people turn to music and sing to relieve stress. However, many of these people cannot sing. "When ever I have a Problem, I just sing. Then I know my voice is a lot worse then my…
“Do you have a flavor?”/“La Croix: ‘I have the concept of a flavor.’”
La Croix Sparkling Water has many flavors, but some people describe them as just a "hint" or a "concept" of a flavor. "La Croix tastes like a hint of a flavor mixed with…
“Legend states that when you’re overwhelmed and on the verge of a nervous breakdown, a small child will appear to tell you that you cut their sandwich wrong”
"Legend states that when you're overwhelmed and on the verge of a nervous breakdown, a small child will appear to tell you that you cut their sandwich wrong" is a jocular parenting…
“Work can be tiring at times and you might feel like quitting. But remember those plane tickets”
"Work can be tiring at times and you might feel like quitting. But remember those plane tickets. The world is waiting" is shown on YouTube by MAR Productions on April 15, 2024. Authorship…
“Note to self: Chop onions before applying eye makeup”
Chopping onions can make eyes tear. Many women have advised not to apply eye makeup before chopping onions (or immediately after chopping onions). "Note to self: Do not apply eye makeup after…
“Note to self: Remove eye makeup before chopping onions”
Chopping onions can make eyes tear. Many women have advised not to apply eye makeup before chopping onions (or immediately after chopping onions). "Note to self: Do not apply eye makeup after…
“*seductively dabs eggnog behind ears*”
Who needs perfume? "Seductively dabs Cheeto's dust behind my ears while making eye contact" was posted on X/Twitter by Kayton Kimberly on September 17, 2017. "*seductively dabs…
“*seductively dabs gravy behind my ears*”
Who needs perfume? "Seductively dabs Cheeto's dust behind my ears while making eye contact" was posted on X/Twitter by Kayton Kimberly on September 17, 2017. "*seductively dabs…
“Kettle chips are great because the crunch is louder than my thoughts”
Kettle-cooked potato chips (such as the brand "Kettle chips" by Kettle Foods) are thicker chips. When eaten, they have a louder crunch than other potato chips. "These kettle chips…
“Kettle chips are loud as fuck”
Kettle-cooked potato chips (such as the brand "Kettle chips" by Kettle Foods) are thicker chips. When eaten, they have a louder crunch than other potato chips. "These kettle chips…
“Kettle chips are loud af”
Kettle-cooked potato chips (such as the brand "Kettle chips" by Kettle Foods) are thicker chips. When eaten, they have a louder crunch than other potato chips. "These kettle chips…
“Kettle-cooked potato chips are loud as fuck”
Kettle-cooked potato chips (such as the brand "Kettle chips" by Kettle Foods) are thicker chips. When eaten, they have a louder crunch than other potato chips. "These kettle chips…
“I keep the subtitles on because sometimes I’m just snacking too loud”
"I keep subtitles on bc sometimes I just be snackin too loud" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The crunch of potato chips can be very loud, and viewers can't hear…