Entry in progress—BP90
Entry in progress -- BP
“If I’m up at midnight on New Year’s Eve, it’s because I have to pee”
Not everyone wants to stay up at midnight on New Year's Eve -- especially older people. This was posted on X/Twitter by Just Bill on December 30, 2018: "If I'm up at midnight on New…
“Due to unfortunate circumstances, I am sober”
"Due to unfortunate circumstances, I am sober" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The speaker would like to be drinking alcohol, but perhaps can't afford it or must…
“Due to unfortunate circumstances, I am currently sober”
"Due to unfortunate circumstances, I am sober" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The speaker would like to be drinking alcohol, but perhaps can't afford it or must…
“Due to unfortunate circumstances, I am at work”
"Due to unfortunate circumstances, I am at work" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The "unfortunate circumstances" probably are that the speaker does not have…
“Due to unfortunate circumstances, I am awake”
"Due to unfortunate circumstances, I am awake" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The speaker would rather be in bed sleeping, but must do things, perhaps to take care of…
“This is still twitter btw I refuse to call it by its stripper name”
"Twitter" is a social networking service that has been officially known as "X" since July 2023. However, many people still call it "Twitter." "This is still…
“A conspiracy theorist is just someone who fact-checks professional liars”
"A CONSPIRACY THEORIST IS JUST SOMEONE WHO FACT-CHECKS PROFESSIONAL LIARS" (shown on an image) was posted on Facebook by Truth Theory on August 21, 2024. "A CONSPIRACY THEORIST IS…
“What is a conspiracy theorist?”/“Someone who fact-checks professional liars.”
"A CONSPIRACY THEORIST IS JUST SOMEONE WHO FACT-CHECKS PROFESSIONAL LIARS" (shown on an image) was posted on Facebook by Truth Theory on August 21, 2024. "A CONSPIRACY THEORIST IS…
“My cat, who does not pay rent or bills and is, himself, a bill, has sighed three times in the past five minutes”
A dog or a cat can sigh a lot, but their owners often wonder why that is, when pets have no responsibilities. "My dog sighs as if she has bills to pay" was posted on X/Twitter by…
“My dog, who does not pay rent or bills and is, himself, a bill, has sighed three times in the past five minutes”
A dog or a cat can sigh a lot, but their owners often wonder why that is, when pets have no responsibilities. "My dog sighs as if she has bills to pay" was posted on X/Twitter by…
“I’m taking a break from social media. This is so toxic. I’ll see y’all in 11 minutes”
"I'm taking a break from social media. This is so toxic. I'll see y'all in 11 minutes" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. A few minutes is hardly a…
“I’m taking a break from social media. This is so toxic. I’ll see y’all in 5 minutes”
"I'm taking a break from social media. This is so toxic. I'll see y'all in 11 minutes" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. A few minutes is hardly a…
“I’m taking a break from social media. This is so unbelievably toxic. I’ll see y’all in 6 minutes”
"I'm taking a break from social media. This is so toxic. I'll see y'all in 11 minutes" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. A few minutes is hardly a…
“When I poop at an international airport, I say, ‘doody free,’ as I flush”
"Duty free" shouldn't be confused with "doody free," but there are jokes. "I love clean airport jokes! They are always doody free" was posted on X/Twitter by…
“I love clean airport jokes! They are always doody free”
"Duty free" shouldn't be confused with "doody free," but there are jokes. "I love clean airport jokes! They are always doody free" was posted on X/Twitter by…
“Is a clean restroom at an airport doody free?”
"Duty free" shouldn't be confused with "doody free," but there are jokes. "I love clean airport jokes! They are always doody free" was posted on X/Twitter by…
“My life is just a series of WTF moments separated by snacks”
"My life is just a series of awkward and humiliating moments separated by snacks" is a snacking saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on X/Twitter by…
Christmas Pizza
Pizza is not a traditional Christmas dish, but some people would like to make Christmas pizza "a thing." Some others think that Christmas pizza should not be a thing. "Is Christmas…
“Christmas pizza should never be a thing”
Pizza is not a traditional Christmas dish, but some people would like to make Christmas pizza "a thing." Some others think that Christmas pizza should not be a thing. "Is Christmas…