“Honk if a kid falls out” (bumper sticker)
"Honk if a kid falls out" (or "Honk if the kids fall out" or "Honk if one of my kids flies out" or "Honk if a kid fell out") is a jocular saying that has…
“Honk if you see parts fall off” (bumper sticker)
"Honk if (you see) parts fall off" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many bumper stickers. "I saw a funny bumpersticker on an old pickup truck yesterday: Honk If You See…
“If the front of your shirt isn’t wet, did you ever really wash the dishes?”
Is it possible to wash dishes and still have a dry shirt? Many people don't think so. "If the front of your shirt isn't wet, did you ever really wash the dishes?" was posted on…
“If I wanted the government in my womb, I’d fuck a Senator”
"If I wanted the government in my womb, I'd fuck a Senator" is a women's rights saying that has been printed on many images. "If I wanted the government in my womb,…
“This house isn’t dusty. It’s sprinkled with fairy dust”
"This house isn't dusty. It's sprinkled with fairy dust" is a jocular saying that has been printed on several signs. "This house isn't dusty it's sprinkled with…
“I saw a sign that said ‘Slow Deer Crossing.’ Why don’t the deer just run faster?”
A "SLOW -- Deer Crossing" sign shouldn't be read as "slow deer crossing," but there are jokes. A Nancy comic strip on May 3, 1967, showed a fast deer sprinting in front of…
Stairway to Nowhere (nickname of Vessel at Hudson Yards)
"Vessel" is the name of the Thomas Heatherwick-designed structure at the Hudson Yards on the West Side of Manhattan, opened on March 15, 2019. The honeycomb-like structure has 154 flights…
“Eat. Sleep. Go to clinicals. Freak out. Study for exams. Freak out. Slay. Repeat”
"Eat. Sleep. Study. Repeat." is a jocular school saying that has been printed on many images. "Study, read, eat, sleep, class, study, read, eat, sleep, clinicals, study, read, eat,…
“If you think lawyer jokes are funny—next time you’re in a jam, call a comedian”
"If you think lawyer jokes are funny -- next time you're in jail, call a comedian" is an anti-"lawyer joke" saying that has been printed on several images. "If you…
“Don’t downgrade your dream just to fit your reality. Upgrade your conviction to match your destiny”
"Don't downgrade your dream just to fit your reality. Upgrade your conviction to match your destiny" is an inspirational saying that has been printed on many images. "Don't…
“School is killing us. Textbooks are made from paper, paper is made from trees…”
"School is killing us. Textbooks are made from paper, paper are made from trees, we need trees for oxygen. Thus, school is killing us" is a jocular school saying that has been printed on…
“Eat. Sleep. Clinicals. Panic. Study. Panic. Care Plans. Repeat”
"Eat. Sleep. Study. Repeat." is a jocular school saying that has been printed on many images. "Study, read, eat, sleep, class, study, read, eat, sleep, clinicals, study, read, eat,…
“Eat. Sleep. Study. Panic. Repeat”
"Eat. Sleep. Study. Repeat." is a jocular school saying that has been printed on many images. "Study, read, eat, sleep, class, study, read, eat, sleep, clinicals, study, read, eat,…
“Eat. Sleep. Study. Repeat”
"Eat. Sleep. Study. Repeat." is a jocular school saying that has been printed on many images. "Study, read, eat, sleep, class, study, read, eat, sleep, clinicals, study, read, eat,…
“To acquire knowledge, one must study; but to acquire wisdom, one must observe”
"To acquire knowledge, one must study; but to acquire wisdom, one must observe" is a saying that has been printed on many images. American magazine columnist and author Marilyn vos Savant…
“Brooklyn looks like an ice skating dragon”
"Brooklyn looks like an ice skating dragon" was posted on Twitter by American writer and cartoonist Nathan W. Pyle on December 4, 2018, and again on Twitter on March 29, 2019. Pyle showed…
“Television has changed the American child from an irresistible force to an immovable object”
"Television is changing the American child from an irresistible force to an immovable object. -- Time Magazine" was printed in The Berkshire Eagle (Pittsfield, MA) on September 9, 1958.…
“You go to Los Angeles to become somebody; you go to New York when you are somebody”
"He had heard someone say, 'You go to L.A. if you want to be somebody, to New York if you are somebody, and you're in Miami if you used to be somebody'" was printed in the…
Snowplow Parent (Snowplow Parenting)
Many parents clear all obstacles -- especially education obstacles -- for their children. "Some people call them 'snowplow parents'" was printed in the Grand Rapids (MI) Press…
Kate and Sidney Pie (steak and kidney pie)
Steak and kidney pie/pudding is called "Kate and Sidney" pie/pudding in British rhyming slang, and it's also a partial spoonerism. The term "Kate and Sidney" has been cited…