“Getting a tattoo of pi would be irrational”
Would getting a tattoo of the number "pi" (3.14...) be irrational? Many people do have a pi tattoo. "Why would someone get a pi tattoo? That's so irrational" was posted on…
“How’s your rabbit food?”/“How’s your vulture food?”
"Rabbit food" is a derogatory nickname that meat eaters sometimes give to the greens eaten by vegans/vegetarians. "How's your rabbit food?" they might ask. "How's…
“Eat pussy, not animals”
Twitter M.@880shttp://twitpic.com/qdnr - just got the final show shirt at the solid ground merch table!eat pussy not animals!2:06 PM · Dec 5, 2008·Twitter Web Client Twitter Ho KIM…
“If you think vegans are easily offended, tell a meat eater you made wings out of cauliflower”
There are "buffalo chicken wings" recipes using cauliflower instead of chicken. "Yes, you can make buffalo 'wings' out of cauliflower" was posted on Twitter by O The…
“Dogs welcome inside. Please tie children to post out front” (sign)
"Dogs welcome inside. Please tie children to post out front" is a jocular sign that has been printed on many images. The sign means that the establishment is dog-friendly. The part about…
“Conversation is a two-way street” (adage)
"Conversation is a two-way street" is a popular adage. A conversation is not a lecture or monologue with just one person talking. "Remember that good conversation is a two-way…
“The oil field never sleeps” (adage)
Twitter Michael Chalk@michael_chalk_Just when I thought my day was over its not. I guess the saying goes "the oilfield never sleeps"9:48 PM · Sep 23, 2012·Twitter for iPhone…
“The oilfield never sleeps” (adage)
Twitter Michael Chalk@michael_chalk_Just when I thought my day was over its not. I guess the saying goes "the oilfield never sleeps"9:48 PM · Sep 23, 2012·Twitter for iPhone…
“In journalism, the pay might be low and the hours long, but at least everyone hates you”
There's a "joke" in journalism that the pay is low and the hours are long -- but at least everyone hates you. The saying has been printed on several images. "Though I learned a…
“Chicken loses job. Chicken is broke. Chicken strips”
"Chicken loses job. Chicken is broke. Chicken strips" is a jocular view of "chicken strips" (changing the noun "strips" into the verb) that has been printed on many…
“How do pirates pay for a round of rum down at the pub?”/“With bar-nickels.”
"Barnacles" sounds like "bar nickels," and, of course, there are jokes. A pirate riddle was posted on Twitter by Laguna Playhouse on April 18, 2011: Q: How do pirates pay for a…
“Don’t drink water while studying. Chemistry says that concentration decreases on adding water”
"Don't drink water while studying because chemistry says that concentration decreases on adding water" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The joke is that…
“Math tells us of the three saddest love stories…”
A math saying has been printed on many images: "Math tells us of the three saddest love stories: TANGENT lines that had one chance to meet and then parted forever. PARALLEL lines that were…
“The coronavirus won’t last long because it was made in China”
China has a reputation for making a lot of cheaply made products. A joke about the 2019–20 Wuhan coronavirus outbreak has been printed on many images: "The coronavirus won't last long…
“Spilling hot coffee on your lap wakes you up faster than drinking it”
What wakes someone up faster than drinking a cup of hot coffee? "Spilling coffee on one's self wakes one up much more efficiently than actually drinking it" was posted on Twitter by…
“Dropping a cup of coffee usually wakes you up more than drinking it”
What wakes someone up faster than drinking a cup of hot coffee? "Spilling coffee on one's self wakes one up much more efficiently than actually drinking it" was posted on Twitter by…
“I would never try to poison you. Now eat your Pb and Jelly Sandwich”
"I would never try to poison you, Now eat your Pb and Jelly Sandwich" is a science joke that has been printed on many images. "Pb" stands for both "peanut butter" and…
“What do you call a genetically engineered cow?”/“A mootant.”
Would a mutant cow be called a "moo-tant"? "'Mootant' comic book - a cow with the X-Men logo" was posted on the newsgroup rec.arts.comics.misc on October 23, 1992.…
“I accidentally blew up my chemistry lab in high school. Oxidants happen!”
"Oxidants happen" -- a pun on "accidents happen" is a chemistry joke that has been printed on many images. "Oxidants happen" was posted on the newsgroup alt.humor.puns…
“I used to have a riding academy, but business kept falling off”
"I used to have a riding academy, but business kept falling off" is a horse joke that was printed in the book Milton Berle's Private Joke File (1989) by Milton Berle. "I used to…