“Hot Pockets are just mini strombolis”
Stromboli (an Italian-American turnover of cheeses and cold cuts) has been compared to Hot Pockets (an American brand of microwaveable turnovers). "Stromboli. It's like a freshly prepared…
“Optometrists live longer because they dilate”
"Optometrists live longer because they dilate" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Dilate" is a pun on "die late." The joke has been cited in…
“Hot Pockets are a poor man’s stromboli”
Stromboli (an Italian-American turnover of cheeses and cold cuts) has been compared to Hot Pockets (an American brand of microwaveable turnovers). "Stromboli. It's like a freshly prepared…
“Excuses don’t save animals”
"Excuses don't save animals" is a vegan saying that has been printed on many images. "Excuses don’t save animals. Going #vegan does!" was posted on Twitter by Mercy For…
“How many citrus fruits does it take to kill a pirate?”/“None.”
Citrus fruits (lemons and limes) were used in the 19th century by sailors to prevent scurvy. A riddle was posted on Reddit -- Jokes on January 27, 2017: Q: How much citrus does it take to kill a…
“How much citrus does it take to kill a pirate?”/“None.”
Citrus fruits (lemons and limes) were used in the 19th century by sailors to prevent scurvy. A riddle was posted on Reddit -- Jokes on January 27, 2017: Q: How much citrus does it take to kill a…
“Anyone else feel like Halloween is unnecessary this year? I’ve been wearing a mask…”
The 2020 coronavirus outbreak resulted in many requirements to wear masks. "Anyone else feel like Halloween is unnecessary this year? I’ve been wearing a mask and eating candy for 7 months…
“Hollandaise sauce is just mayonnaise that did a semester abroad”
Hollandaise sauce has often been compared to mayonnaise. Hollandaise sauce is from vinegar, fresh butter and egg yolk; mayonnaise is from lemon, vegetable oil and egg yolk. Hollandaise sauce is…
“I know she ate a worm, but we are not here to debate de bait deb ate”
"I know she ate a worm, but we are not here to debate de bait deb ate" is a silly saying that has been printed on several images. "look, i know she ate a worm but we are not here to…
“Hollandaise sauce is just hot mayonnaise”
Hollandaise sauce has often been compared to mayonnaise. Hollandaise sauce is from vinegar, fresh butter and egg yolk; mayonnaise is from lemon, vegetable oil and egg yolk. Hollandaise sauce is…
“Hollandaise is just mayonnaise made of ground up people from Holland”
Hollandaise sauce has often been compared to mayonnaise. Hollandaise sauce is from vinegar, fresh butter and egg yolk; mayonnaise is from lemon, vegetable oil and egg yolk. Hollandaise sauce is…
“Aioli is just bougie mayonnaise”
Aioli (made from garlic, salt and olive oil) is similar to mayonnaise (made from oil, egg yolk, and an acid, either vinegar or lemon juice). "Mayonnaise is disgusting and aioli is just bougie…
“Halloween. Wearing masks, eating candy, listening to scary stuff…”
The 2020 coronavirus outbreak resulted in many requirements to wear masks. "Halloween. Wearing masks, eating candy, listening to scary stuff. Isn't that what we've been doing the…
“Hollandaise sauce is just warm mayonnaise”
Hollandaise sauce has often been compared to mayonnaise. Hollandaise sauce is from vinegar, fresh butter and egg yolk; mayonnaise is from lemon, vegetable oil and egg yolk. Hollandaise sauce is…
“Good morning class. Today’s lesson is on Whole Numbers and I need your undivided attention”
"Good morning class. Today’s lesson is on Whole Numbers and I need your undivided attention" is a school joke. The joke was posted on the Sickipedia website on October 21, 2020.…
“Making good people helpless won’t make bad people harmless”
"Making good people helpless won't make bad people harmless" is a pro-gun saying that has been printed on many images. "Making good people helpless won’t make bad people…
“Needs one large mocha Prozac vodka latte, complete with whipped cream and Valium sprinkles”
"Needs one large mocha Prozac vodka latte, complete with whipped cream and Valium sprinkles" (or "One large mocha Xanax vodka latte with whipped cream and Valium sprinkles…
“Fries: A friend to starving vegans in restaurants everywhere”
"Fries: A friend to starving vegans in restaurants everywhere" is a vegan saying that has been printed on many images. French fries are usually vegan, although some potatoes are cooked…
“I went to a smoke shop, but it had been replaced by an apparel store. Clothes, but no cigar”
"Close, but no cigar" is a popular expression that has been the subject of several puns. "I asked my grandmother for "something Cuban" for my birthday, and she got me a Che…
“One large mocha Xanax vodka latte with whipped cream and Valium sprinkles please”
"Needs one large mocha Prozac vodka latte, complete with whipped cream and Valium sprinkles" (or "One large mocha Xanax vodka latte with whipped cream and Valium sprinkles…