“A bartender’s job is to poison people”

A bartender’s job is to “poison” people with alcohol. “As a bartender, Broken souls ask me for help. I poison people #haiku” was posted on Twitter by ℙ𝕆𝕊𝕀𝕋𝕀𝕍𝔼𝕃𝕐 𝕻𝖊𝖘𝖘𝖎𝖒𝖎𝖘𝖙𝖎𝖈 on July 14, 2012. “I want to be a bartender so I can legally poison people” was posted on Twitter by Human Colin on November 9, 2019.
     
“AA bar tenders job is to poison people” was posted on Reddit—Showerthoughts on October 9, 2020. “A bartender’s job is to poison people” was posted on Reddit—Showerthoughts on November 23, 2020.
   
       
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ℙ𝕆𝕊𝕀𝕋𝕀𝕍𝔼𝕃𝕐 𝕻𝖊𝖘𝖘𝖎𝖒𝖎𝖘𝖙𝖎𝖈
@atkane
As a bartender, Broken souls ask me for help. I poison people #haiku
4:35 AM · Jul 14, 2012·Twitter for Android
   
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taylor
@97lilboosie
Replying to @MGarrrix_
You are no bartender you poison people with alcohol
4:51 PM · Jun 26, 2017·Twitter for iPhone
   
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Jypsy
@AFineMess_
“Would you like to be a bartender?”
“Hmmm…I’ve always wanted to slowly poison people”
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8:03 PM · Sep 20, 2019·Twitter for Android
   
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Human Colin
@TheBetterColin
I want to be a bartender so I can legally poison people
9:35 PM · Nov 9, 2019·Twitter for Android
   
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elon gates
@naked_bartender
I get paid to slowly poison people
10:14 PM · Nov 9, 2019·Twitter for iPhone
   
Reddit—Showerthoughts
Posted by u/CantCumCantRun October 9, 2020
A bar tenders job is to poison people
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Scoundrelic
To help people poison themselves through flirting and small talk.
 
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Chris Eastvedt
@ChrisEastvedt
A bartender’s job is to poison people.
1:15 PM · Oct 19, 2020·MavSocial App
 
Reddit—Showerthoughts
Posted by u/spatialflow November 23, 2020
A bartender’s job is to poison people
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JashimPagla
I think their job is to control the poisoning. It takes skill to poison people in a way that’s enjoyable rather than harmful.
     
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shower thoughts
@thinking2015
A bartender’s job is to poison people #thinkaboutit
8:25 AM · Nov 23, 2020·IFTTT
   
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| RareBreed |
@HUNDOEEE
A bartender’s job is to poison people
Change my mind..
1:51 PM · Nov 28, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
 
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y tho
@grooveylol
a bartender’s job is to poison people
2:32 AM · Dec 1, 2020·Twitter Web App