“Tree men walk into a bar…” (bar joke)
Reddit -- JokesPosted by u/Conly95 February 23, 2016Tree men walk into a barThey order root beer and leaf before paying. Twitterme@not_actuallymeTree men walk into a bar via /r/Jokes…
“he problem with coffee is trying to make it when you haven’t had any yet”
TwitterSarah Brodeur@sarahjbrodeurthe problem with coffee is trying to make it when you haven't had any yet8:30 AM · Aug 7, 2011·Twitter Web Client TwitterGabriela…
“Walmart will be closed Christmas Day so both cashiers can be with their families”
Walmart (an American multinational retail corporation) has often been criticized for not staffing enough cashiers. "Wal-Mart will close on Christmas so both cashiers can spend time with their…
“Don’t let your ice cream melt while counting somebody else’s sprinkles”
TwitterRachel Cochran@__rayyynicoledon't let your ice cream melt while counting someone else's sprinkles5:20 PM · Oct 14, 2017·Twitter for iPhone TwitterMiz…
“A real Smart TV would increase the volume when you started eating chips”
"A real smart TV would increase the volume when you start(ed) eating chips" is a saying that has been printed on many images. That is, a louder TV sound is needed to cover the sound of…
“What do you call a farmer in the army?”/“E.I. G.I. Joe.”
A riddle about G.I. Joe was posted on Reddit -- Jokes on November 15, 2016: Q: What do you call a farmer in the army?A: E.I. G.I. Joe. "Old Macdonald’s son decided to join the army instead…
“Evil is powerless if the good are unafraid”
U.S. President Ronald Reagan (1911-2004) said in a speech before the Conservative Political Action Conference (CPAC) in the Mayflower Hotel in Washington (DC) on March 20, 1981: "But from…
“When we lose God, it is not God who is lost”
"When we lose God, it is not God who is lost" is an inspirational saying that has been printed on many images. Authorship is unknown. "When we lose God, it is not God who is lost.…
“Hot Pockets are just meat Pop-Tarts”
Hot Pockets are frequently compared to Pop-Tarts. "Hot pockets are just pop-tarts filled with nasty meat" was posted on Twitter by Shadynasty on October 10, 2011. "Hot Pockets Are…
“Hot Pockets are just lunch Pop-Tarts”
Hot Pockets are frequently compared to Pop-Tarts. "Hot pockets are just pop-tarts filled with nasty meat" was posted on Twitter by Shadynasty on October 10, 2011. "Hot Pockets Are…
“Hot Pockets are just dinner Pop-Tarts”
Hot Pockets are frequently compared to Pop-Tarts. "Hot pockets are just pop-tarts filled with nasty meat" was posted on Twitter by Shadynasty on October 10, 2011. "Hot Pockets Are…
“I was on the beach and got hit by a massive wave of cake. It was a tiramisunami”
"Tiramisu" (a coffee-flavoured Italian dessert) and "tsunami" (a series of waves in a water body) are two foreign language words that are sometimes combined to form…
Tiramisunami (tiramisu + tsunami)
"Tiramisu" (a coffee-flavoured Italian dessert) and "tsunami" (a series of waves in a water body) are two foreign language words that are sometimes combined to form…
“The right to bear arms means no tattoos”
The Second Amendment "right to bear arms" has nothing to do with "bears" or "bare arms," but there are several tattoo jokes. "Going to the tattoo shop to forfeit…
“People who don’t have tattoos have a right to bare arms”
The Second Amendment "right to bear arms" has nothing to do with "bears" or "bare arms," but there are several tattoo jokes. "Going to the tattoo shop to forfeit…
“If your guns have ugly tattoos, I revoke your right to bare arms”
The Second Amendment "right to bear arms" has nothing to do with "bears" or "bare arms," but there are several tattoo jokes. "Going to the tattoo shop to forfeit…
“The real virus is communism. Covid-19 is just how it spreads”
The COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic caused many businesses to adapt or close in 2020. The World Economic Forum planned a "Great Reset" during pandemic. "The real virus is communism.…
“When you go home, tell them of us and say, ‘For your tomorrow, they gave their today‘”
"When you go home, tell them of us and say, 'For your tomorrow, we gave our today'" is a military saying (popular on Memorial Day) that has been printed on many images.…
“When you go home, tell them of us and say, ‘For your tomorrow, these gave their today‘”
"When you go home, tell them of us and say, 'For your tomorrow, we gave our today'" is a military saying (popular on Memorial Day) that has been printed on many images.…
“My wife won’t let me get a tattoo of a grizzly. She is infringing on my right to bear arms”
The Second Amendment "right to bear arms" has nothing to do with "bears" or "bare arms," but there are several tattoo jokes. "Going to the tattoo shop to forfeit…