“A nihilist, a socialist, and a neo-marxist walk into a bar…” (bar joke)
“A guy walks into a bar…” is a typical form of what has been called the “bar joke.” A political version is:
“A nihilist, a socialist, and a neo-marxist walk into a bar and order drinks. ‘We don’t sell alcohol to anyone under 18’, says the bartender.”
The joke is that nihilism, socialism and neo-marxism appeal to high school and college students, but not to people with real world experience. The political joke was posted on Reddit—Jokes on February 27, 2019.
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/[deleted] February 27, 2019
A nihilist, a socialist, and a neo-marxist walk into a bar and order drinks.
“We don’t sell alcohol to anyone under 18”, says the bartender.
Twitter
Living Sarcasm
@SarcasmLiving
A nihilist, a socialist, and a neo marxist walk into a bar
the bartender says to them, “We don’t serve people under 18 here”
2:38 AM · Mar 8, 2019·TweetCaster for Android
Twitter
Romy
@romytweeting
A marxist, a nihilist and a ssnp supporter walk into a bar and order drinks
“We don’t sell alcohol to anyone under 18” says the bartender
12:21 PM · Aug 18, 2019·Twitter for iPhone
Twitter
nec vult Plasma perire animam
@plasmarob
A nihilist, a socialist, and a Marxist walk into a bar and order drinks.
Bartender: “Sorry, we don’t serve anyone under 21.”
3:39 PM · Aug 22, 2019·Twitter for Android
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/TooCoolToSocialize August 27, 2019
A nihilist, a socialist, and a neo-marxist walk into a bar and order drinks.
“We don’t sell alcohol to anyone under 18”, says the bartender.
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/raselripexx September 30, 2019
A socialist, a nihilist, and a neo-marxist walk into a bar and order drinks
“We don’t sell alcohol to anyone under 18”, says the bartender.
Twitter
CalmDownLevelUp ⚪
@CalmDownLevelUp
A socialist, a marxist, and a neo nazi walk into bar
Sorry, we don’t sell alcohol to anyone under 18
1:47 PM · Feb 27, 2020·Twitter for Android
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/Similar-Artichoke June 6, 2020
A nihilist, a socialist, and a neo-marxist walk into a bar and order drinks.
“We don’t sell alcohol to anyone under 18” says the bartender.
Twitter
SMHinSD. #ENDTHELOCKDOWN
@FunkStyleRecord
A Marxist, a feminist ,a democratic socialist walk into a bar. Bartender says “sorry , we don’t serve people under 21”
10:26 PM · Jul 13, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
Twitter
WASBAPPIN FAN ACCOUNT
@WASBAPPIN1
A communist, a socialist, and a Marxist walk into a bar. The bar tender says “sorry we dont serve anyone under 21”
#russia #nukerussia #WASBAPPIN
5:43 PM · Jul 25, 2020·Twitter Web App
Reddit—3amjokes
Posted by u/edubya15 January 10, 2021
A nihilist, a socialist, and a neo-marxist walk into a bar and order drinks.
“We don’t sell alcohol to anyone under 18”, says the bartender.